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Friday, April 07, 2006

Is it just me or has anyone else out there always thought the traditional look of the band-aid was just a little boring? I can't imagine a better way to cover up that annoying scratch or cut, than with a nice strip of bacon. Also, who out there loves the smell of bacon in the morning? Well, be it morning or night time, you can always get into your ride, enjoying that sweet sweet smell with a bacon air freshener. Stupid.com is gonna give you some help picking up these sweet, sweet product.


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Thursday, April 06, 2006



Is it just me or is the idea of a computer controlled, automatic drink mixer one of the f*cking sweetest ideas since the corn dog? Who wants to get me one?


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Monday, April 03, 2006

This list of the Top 10 Internet Hoaxes of all time is pretty quality. I've stumbled across nearly all of them in my time. My favorite by far though, is definitely BonsaiKitten.com. I'm a little surprised I've never heard of SaveToby though. That guy's a genius!!


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Saturday, April 01, 2006

If RetroJunk doesn't bring up the sweet sweet memories of times gone by, I don't know what will. I know I grew up watching that damn Britannica kid trying to sell me encyclopedias, Mac Tonight trying to get me to buy Big Macs and a damn furry half ape trying to tell me to eat cats, and I'm still not sure how I didn't grow up addicted to some sort of illegal substance. Wait, wait, wait, now I remember that I had the right to say no! No! I had the right to say no!


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If you've in the last year ever wondered which movies had the possibility of a sequel nearing the horizon, you need to check this site out. They cover everything from The Breakfast Club 2 to the sequel to The Sandlot.


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If anyone out there never watched Mr. Show with Bob and David I would whole heartedly recommend checking it out next time a few free minutes present themselves. One of my favorite skits is the 'ol mayostard/mustardayonnaise sketch, but I'd recommend checking out any of the skits as soon as you get the chance.
You have a chance right now!
Stop reading this and find them somewhere!


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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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