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Friday, January 30, 2004

CombOver.com
Your online source for the beloved comb-over.


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Retrocrush did a list of The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2003 and they did a pretty good job including most of the incredibly sucky things. Although, I do think Kangaroo Jack and Avril Lavigne should have been higher on the list.


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Babies With Beards


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Will Ferrell has a new movie coming out called Anchorman : The Legend of Ron Burgundy. I bet it'll be funny.


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I know she's a clumsy oaf who's always getting hurt on movie sets, but god damn she's a hottie!!!


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Thursday, January 29, 2004

Decomposing whale explodes on street.


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Whack that penguin.


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Kaba Kick is russian roulette for kids.


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SeeMeRot.com : live coffin cam
GROSS!!!


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Chicken and Eggs is a Kaboom rip off, but it's still fun.


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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

Oh, this is such a classic DVD that I picked up when I was at Best Buy yesterday. It's such an excellent addition to my DVD collection.


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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Cook those children!


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This is an oldie, but a goodie.
Ant City


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A Utah man was sentenced Monday to a year in prison for taking a 15-year-old cousin -- who was also his aunt -- as his wife.


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Monday, January 26, 2004

Is it a female or she-male?
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The Yahoo most view photos slideshow is always guaranteed to catch you an eyefull of racks. There is a list of three things you will see in every Yahoo most popular slideshow.
1) Hot chicks with large rackage.
2) Cutesy animals.
3) Artsy scenic shots.


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Friday, January 23, 2004

This is the most fucking ridiculous spoiler, EVER! Somebody kill the guy that owns this car already.


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NOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I love T-Shirt Hell. They have some of the most offensive shirts I've ever seen!
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This is some of the best wrapping paper I've ever seen.


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That's beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best wedding dress I've ever seen!


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This is a truly deep and sophisticated website.


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Help save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus!


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I hate these dolls! They are scary as hell looking.


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Thursday, January 22, 2004

Play this game! It's called Cannon Fodder, and it fucking rocks!


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Globz - Viral Pursuit
this game is really well made, fast as hell, and pretty damn fun


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Heatherhaven.com - The Ultimate Amazon!!!


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Who remembers Pocket Rockers from the 80's? They're those tiny little tape players that featured quality tunes from that time like Tiffany, Genesis, The Fat Boys and the Ghostbusters theme.


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:: how nintendo are you? ::


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Eric Redd's
AMAZING BALL-O-LINT


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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

I've run across quite a few entertaining games lately. This one's called the JBJ Sisters Snow Adventure.


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This game is called Bubble Struggle. It reminds me of some old game that I've played before but I can't remember what it is.


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What ever happened to those turds that did that "Blair With Project" about 5 years ago?


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Monday, January 19, 2004

This mini-golf game was meant for a cell phone, but it's still a lotta fun online.

My high is 10 under so far.


brought to you by: MilkandCookies.com


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Friday, January 16, 2004

This guy can make some totally astounding sidewalk art.


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There's a new Starsky and Hutch movie coming out and it has a bunch of stars in it.


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I think these streakers probably learned their lesson.


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Thursday, January 15, 2004

That's better than racing in my book anyday!


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It seems that on New Years, amidst my severe inebriation, I also turned into one of those people in the back of a sweet, sincere photograph, where you're going , "what the hell is that guy doing?" I don't think satan himself could make a scarier face than the one I'm making in this picture.


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Wednesday, January 14, 2004

Volkswagon's new concept vehicle sure does bare a striking resemblence to the Warthog from Halo.


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Who wants a totally free, one year subscription to Rolling Stone? This Ben's Bargains site has some great deals, and the freebies section has some great links to get totally free magazine subscriptions. I signed up for Rolling Stone and I am already getting FHM, Stuff, Maxim, Blender and Sporting News, all for totally free! You don't even have to give any of these publications real names or real phone numbers. It's pretty cool, check it out.


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Check out this flash version of the original Prine of Persia game.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals


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This site has random notes found by people all over the world, and where they were found. My favorite is "page me later."


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Check out these sweet videos of people beating classic games in only a few minutes. Some people have entirely too much time on their hands. Of course, I suppose I'm the one taking the time to link to the site. . . .


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Launch that eggman!


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Check out this page full of generators, like the Caption Generator and the Porn Name Generator.


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The Cheating Game


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Who wants to see some mating slugs? GROSS!!!


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nef's blog = check out this site. It's pretty damn funny and he apparently appreciates the twisted


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Monday, January 12, 2004

This game has been around for a few years but it still amazes me, it's called "Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character." Think of any sitcom character in your head, and this game will figure out who you're thinking about through a series of yes or no questions. The show can be real old or brand new, it doesn't matter. Remember when playing though that a family member living in a household is considered a roommate.


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You pass out, you get a penis drawn on your cheek. It's as simple as that.


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This is what happens when every idea for a sport or a hobbie has been taken up already. Sport cup stacking, give me a fucking break!


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Here's another game that's annoying, overly simple, and way addictive.


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Watch all these shmucks try to pick up money that's been glued to the ground.


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Friday, January 09, 2004

This has got to be one of the worlds longest lines. To get into an Apple store nonetheless! WHY?!?!?!?!


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I wish somebody would have beat this guys ass. What a little punk.


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Here are a couple pics from the D-Town Auto Show. One pic is of the new model Mustang and the other is the new Corvette.


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Thursday, January 08, 2004

Who wants to watch the latest trailer for the new Dawn of the Dead re-make?


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Wednesday, January 07, 2004

Who wants to download all the newest episodes of South Park?


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This cat seems really annoying.


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That's what you get when you have such a dumbass tattoo.


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I'm about to partake in an experiment I've come up with. It will be documented much like theSpark.com documented it's Stinky Meat Project, except this one won't be quite as gross. It won't be fun for me though, you can count on that. I do believe though that it will all be worth it in the name of science, and I hope you will all enjoy reading about it. So, in the near future, look for an exciting new experiment here at AlfForPresident.com


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Playing tricks on people is fun. Pranks always remind me of when I would switch the numbers for my friends at MSU's address around all the time, then once a carload of girls couldn't find the house, and my one friend paid his credit card bill late because of it. Fun, fun , fun.


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Hey! Run over to the vending machine and get me a beer.


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Dude, you got your hand up a dead chickens ass.


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Rats On Coke


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Tuesday, January 06, 2004

Man, inflation sucks.


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This game made me want to punch my monitor.


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Monobrow.com
"celebrating the unity of your eyebrows"


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From now on I'm putting so many animals heads in bags and taking pictures to send in to this site.


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Go to this site and check out all the anagrams for your name. These are the favorites for mine:
YARN ANY MOLE
A MANNERLY YO
A REAMY NYLON


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Check out this hilarious, old news report of "Internet" on CBC from 1993. Apparently in 93 you weren't supposed to use "the" before referring to the internet.


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If there is a god, he apparently hates this woman.

Update
I hope that liar of a woman who said she lost it goes to jail.


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Ok, so I thought everyone who uses e-mail realized this by now but seeings as how I just received some e-mail to the contrary, FORWARDING E-MAIL WILL NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING AND E-MAIL TRACKING SOFTWARE DOESN'T EXIST! Also, in response to more recent e-mails I've received, the Target Corp. is not anti-veteran, there is no child named "Penny Brown" that's gone missing, and Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs are hot!


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Does anyone out there have either the LG VX6000 or the Audiovox CDM8900? If you do, could you maybe leave me a comment telling me about their performance? My contract is up this month and I'm gonna get one of them and I'm torn on which one to get right now. Thanks.


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Monday, January 05, 2004

Whoever made this animation is going to hell, and also they have entirely too much free time on their hands. It made me want a smoke though.


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Stick Avalanche


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49-foot python captured in Indonesia.


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Check out the Japanese teaser trailer for Kill Bill Vol.2


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Today is my first day back to work from the holiday break, and is it just me or is this the most depressing day of the year? I need to plan a vacation or something so I have a new thing to look forward to. I'm thinking Vegas sounds pretty good right now.


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Hope everyone's holiday season went well. I'm back and should be updating soon!


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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