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Friday, January 30, 2004 CombOver.com Your online source for the beloved comb-over. Comments by: YACCS Retrocrush did a list of The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2003 and they did a pretty good job including most of the incredibly sucky things. Although, I do think Kangaroo Jack and Avril Lavigne should have been higher on the list. Comments by: YACCS Babies With Beards Comments by: YACCS Will Ferrell has a new movie coming out called Anchorman : The Legend of Ron Burgundy. I bet it'll be funny. Comments by: YACCS I know she's a clumsy oaf who's always getting hurt on movie sets, but god damn she's a hottie!!! Comments by: YACCS Thursday, January 29, 2004 Decomposing whale explodes on street. Comments by: YACCS Whack that penguin. Comments by: YACCS Kaba Kick is russian roulette for kids. Comments by: YACCS SeeMeRot.com : live coffin cam GROSS!!! Comments by: YACCS Chicken and Eggs is a Kaboom rip off, but it's still fun. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, January 28, 2004 Oh, this is such a classic DVD that I picked up when I was at Best Buy yesterday. It's such an excellent addition to my DVD collection. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Cook those children! Comments by: YACCS This is an oldie, but a goodie. Ant City Comments by: YACCS A Utah man was sentenced Monday to a year in prison for taking a 15-year-old cousin -- who was also his aunt -- as his wife. Comments by: YACCS Monday, January 26, 2004 Is it a female or she-male? #1 #2 #3 Comments by: YACCS The Yahoo most view photos slideshow is always guaranteed to catch you an eyefull of racks. There is a list of three things you will see in every Yahoo most popular slideshow. 1) Hot chicks with large rackage. 2) Cutesy animals. 3) Artsy scenic shots. Comments by: YACCS Friday, January 23, 2004 This is the most fucking ridiculous spoiler, EVER! Somebody kill the guy that owns this car already. Comments by: YACCS NOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comments by: YACCS I love T-Shirt Hell. They have some of the most offensive shirts I've ever seen! #1 #2 #3 Comments by: YACCS This is some of the best wrapping paper I've ever seen. Comments by: YACCS That's beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best wedding dress I've ever seen! Comments by: YACCS This is a truly deep and sophisticated website. Comments by: YACCS Help save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus! Comments by: YACCS I hate these dolls! They are scary as hell looking. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, January 22, 2004 Play this game! It's called Cannon Fodder, and it fucking rocks! Comments by: YACCS Globz - Viral Pursuit this game is really well made, fast as hell, and pretty damn fun Comments by: YACCS Heatherhaven.com - The Ultimate Amazon!!! Comments by: YACCS Who remembers Pocket Rockers from the 80's? They're those tiny little tape players that featured quality tunes from that time like Tiffany, Genesis, The Fat Boys and the Ghostbusters theme. Comments by: YACCS :: how nintendo are you? :: Comments by: YACCS Eric Redd's AMAZING BALL-O-LINT brought to you by: ritilan.com Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, January 21, 2004 I've run across quite a few entertaining games lately. This one's called the JBJ Sisters Snow Adventure. Comments by: YACCS This game is called Bubble Struggle. It reminds me of some old game that I've played before but I can't remember what it is. Comments by: YACCS What ever happened to those turds that did that "Blair With Project" about 5 years ago? Comments by: YACCS Monday, January 19, 2004 This mini-golf game was meant for a cell phone, but it's still a lotta fun online. My high is 10 under so far. brought to you by: MilkandCookies.com Comments by: YACCS Friday, January 16, 2004 This guy can make some totally astounding sidewalk art. Comments by: YACCS There's a new Starsky and Hutch movie coming out and it has a bunch of stars in it. Comments by: YACCS I think these streakers probably learned their lesson. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, January 15, 2004 That's better than racing in my book anyday! Comments by: YACCS It seems that on New Years, amidst my severe inebriation, I also turned into one of those people in the back of a sweet, sincere photograph, where you're going , "what the hell is that guy doing?" I don't think satan himself could make a scarier face than the one I'm making in this picture. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, January 14, 2004 Volkswagon's new concept vehicle sure does bare a striking resemblence to the Warthog from Halo. Comments by: YACCS Who wants a totally free, one year subscription to Rolling Stone? This Ben's Bargains site has some great deals, and the freebies section has some great links to get totally free magazine subscriptions. I signed up for Rolling Stone and I am already getting FHM, Stuff, Maxim, Blender and Sporting News, all for totally free! You don't even have to give any of these publications real names or real phone numbers. It's pretty cool, check it out. Comments by: YACCS Check out this flash version of the original Prine of Persia game. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, January 13, 2004 Top 10 Most Fascinating Urinals Comments by: YACCS This site has random notes found by people all over the world, and where they were found. My favorite is "page me later." Comments by: YACCS Check out these sweet videos of people beating classic games in only a few minutes. Some people have entirely too much time on their hands. Of course, I suppose I'm the one taking the time to link to the site. . . . Comments by: YACCS Launch that eggman! Comments by: YACCS Check out this page full of generators, like the Caption Generator and the Porn Name Generator. Comments by: YACCS The Cheating Game Comments by: YACCS Who wants to see some mating slugs? GROSS!!! Comments by: YACCS nef's blog = check out this site. It's pretty damn funny and he apparently appreciates the twisted Comments by: YACCS Monday, January 12, 2004 This game has been around for a few years but it still amazes me, it's called "Guess the Dictator and/or Television Sit-Com Character." Think of any sitcom character in your head, and this game will figure out who you're thinking about through a series of yes or no questions. The show can be real old or brand new, it doesn't matter. Remember when playing though that a family member living in a household is considered a roommate. Comments by: YACCS You pass out, you get a penis drawn on your cheek. It's as simple as that. Comments by: YACCS This is what happens when every idea for a sport or a hobbie has been taken up already. Sport cup stacking, give me a fucking break! Comments by: YACCS Here's another game that's annoying, overly simple, and way addictive. Comments by: YACCS Watch all these shmucks try to pick up money that's been glued to the ground. Comments by: YACCS Friday, January 09, 2004 This has got to be one of the worlds longest lines. To get into an Apple store nonetheless! WHY?!?!?!?! Comments by: YACCS I wish somebody would have beat this guys ass. What a little punk. Comments by: YACCS Here are a couple pics from the D-Town Auto Show. One pic is of the new model Mustang and the other is the new Corvette. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, January 08, 2004 Who wants to watch the latest trailer for the new Dawn of the Dead re-make? Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, January 07, 2004 Who wants to download all the newest episodes of South Park? Comments by: YACCS This cat seems really annoying. Comments by: YACCS That's what you get when you have such a dumbass tattoo. Comments by: YACCS I'm about to partake in an experiment I've come up with. It will be documented much like theSpark.com documented it's Stinky Meat Project, except this one won't be quite as gross. It won't be fun for me though, you can count on that. I do believe though that it will all be worth it in the name of science, and I hope you will all enjoy reading about it. So, in the near future, look for an exciting new experiment here at AlfForPresident.com Comments by: YACCS Playing tricks on people is fun. Pranks always remind me of when I would switch the numbers for my friends at MSU's address around all the time, then once a carload of girls couldn't find the house, and my one friend paid his credit card bill late because of it. Fun, fun , fun. Comments by: YACCS Hey! Run over to the vending machine and get me a beer. Comments by: YACCS Dude, you got your hand up a dead chickens ass. Comments by: YACCS Rats On Coke Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, January 06, 2004 Man, inflation sucks. Comments by: YACCS This game made me want to punch my monitor. Comments by: YACCS Monobrow.com "celebrating the unity of your eyebrows" Comments by: YACCS From now on I'm putting so many animals heads in bags and taking pictures to send in to this site. Comments by: YACCS Go to this site and check out all the anagrams for your name. These are the favorites for mine: YARN ANY MOLE A MANNERLY YO A REAMY NYLON Comments by: YACCS Check out this hilarious, old news report of "Internet" on CBC from 1993. Apparently in 93 you weren't supposed to use "the" before referring to the internet. Comments by: YACCS If there is a god, he apparently hates this woman. Update I hope that liar of a woman who said she lost it goes to jail. Comments by: YACCS Ok, so I thought everyone who uses e-mail realized this by now but seeings as how I just received some e-mail to the contrary, FORWARDING E-MAIL WILL NEVER GET YOU ANYTHING AND E-MAIL TRACKING SOFTWARE DOESN'T EXIST! Also, in response to more recent e-mails I've received, the Target Corp. is not anti-veteran, there is no child named "Penny Brown" that's gone missing, and Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs are hot! Comments by: YACCS Does anyone out there have either the LG VX6000 or the Audiovox CDM8900? If you do, could you maybe leave me a comment telling me about their performance? My contract is up this month and I'm gonna get one of them and I'm torn on which one to get right now. Thanks. Comments by: YACCS Monday, January 05, 2004 Whoever made this animation is going to hell, and also they have entirely too much free time on their hands. It made me want a smoke though. Comments by: YACCS Stick Avalanche Comments by: YACCS 49-foot python captured in Indonesia. Comments by: YACCS Check out the Japanese teaser trailer for Kill Bill Vol.2 Comments by: YACCS Today is my first day back to work from the holiday break, and is it just me or is this the most depressing day of the year? I need to plan a vacation or something so I have a new thing to look forward to. I'm thinking Vegas sounds pretty good right now. Comments by: YACCS Hope everyone's holiday season went well. I'm back and should be updating soon! Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat