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Tuesday, December 23, 2003 This is one of the neatest, weirdest, best done flash games on the net. Comments by: YACCS Monday, December 22, 2003 Zfilter.com was one of the first pages on the net that I was truly addicted to. Comments by: YACCS Thank God for PETA. Who would terrify children as they go to see the Nutcracker if they weren't around? What a bunch of assholes. brought to you by UltimateInsult.net Comments by: YACCS Friday, December 19, 2003 Senor Cardgage Comments by: YACCS Merry Christmas, from the Happy Tree Friends! Comments by: YACCS Thursday, December 18, 2003 AlfForPresident.com : Pornolized Comments by: YACCS Wow! It's a scratch and sniff website that really works! Comments by: YACCS The 10 most overpaid jobs in the U.S. Comments by: YACCS If I ever meet someone who admits to purchasing one of these "imaginary girlfriends" on eBay, I swear I'm gonna hit them so many times in the face with the removed rectum of a partially decomposed mule or donkey of some sort. And you trust me, it will happen. . . . . . Comments by: YACCS WHAT IS THIS? This is an actual scrotum from a bull... finished by professional "Ballologists!" Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, December 17, 2003 This little interactive snow-globe is pretty cool. Comments by: YACCS As soon as I free some time up, I'm gonna invest some serious effort into my Fetal Bowling Balls page. Comments by: YACCS Real Men of Genius Comments by: YACCS This is an oldie, but it makes me laugh every time I play it, probably because of how much I love beards. Comments by: YACCS The Most Beautiful Faces on the Planet Comments by: YACCS Taiwan parliament bans selling of dog meat. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, December 16, 2003 Home of the fat midget sex tape. Comments by: YACCS Help Santa get to this next drink. Comments by: YACCS Why couldn't I have been the lucky nerd to accidentally get the basketball scholarship? Comments by: YACCS Spiderman 2 trailer now online!!!!!!!!!!! Comments by: YACCS Monday, December 15, 2003 The Best Pics of 2003 Comments by: YACCS Friday, December 12, 2003 Test Your Digital IQ (I got a 141. Yep, I'm a nerd.) Comments by: YACCS Am I going insane, or did this guy just put his head in a sheeps ass? Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS My Wooden Ferrari page has gotten over 10 thousand hits since Wednesday. I can definitely say that people's interest in that stupid wooden thing sure has shocked me. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, December 11, 2003 Todd R. Baker is a stupid piece of shit. If you'd like, read the story as to why he is a piece of shit, then call his stupid ass on the phone and tell him just what you think, at phone number: (713) 422-7200 Comments by: YACCS This is a fun little game. Poke the worm and win a prize! Comments by: YACCS So this girl was making a phone post to her web page when she and her friends got mugged. If you listen to the audio file you can hear everything as it went down, including after the mugger stole the phone from her and it kept recording. Pretty crazy stuff. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, December 10, 2003 What a little toughguy. Comments by: YACCS How Monty Python Changed the World Comments by: YACCS The video of Paris Hilton on SNL's weekend update. Comments by: YACCS If anyone out there thinks Strongbad e-mails aren't hilarious, then you suck. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, December 09, 2003 It's amazing the kinds of web pages that get made now a days. www.JesusIsHitler.com Comments by: YACCS If I was ever gonna collect dolls, Pinhead and Pumpkinhead would definitely be in my collection. Comments by: YACCS It turns out Average Joe found in Melana Scantlin the "average bitch." She went for the pretty boy, surprise, surprise!! Comments by: YACCS Monday, December 08, 2003 Having problems figuring out what to do with your millions and millions of un-spent dollars? What not buy an amphibious motorhome? Comments by: YACCS Yep, it's a wooden boat Ferrari. Comments by: YACCS Convert JPG images to text with this cool site. Comments by: YACCS Friday, December 05, 2003 Will somebody please buy me one of these shirts!    Comments by: YACCS Hooray for the 70th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition! May there be 70 thousand more! Comments by: YACCS HOT!! Comments by: YACCS Garbage Pail Kids are back! Comments by: YACCS Celebrate the Holidays With 20 Scary X-mas Movies Comments by: YACCS Thursday, December 04, 2003 Wow! Smithers sure knows hot to point someone in the right direction for some nice pics. Check out these excellent ones he found on the FHM website for Vida Guerra. Comments by: YACCS Take the Metrosexual Quiz Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, December 03, 2003 I found a sweet new game called Rollercoaster. It's not in English but since the only controls are "s" to brake and "k" to accelerate, I think you'll do just fine. Try and beat my high score. Comments by: YACCS I finally got to see the Paris Hilton video. It's definitely not all it's cracked up to be. It's too hard to tell what you're looking at seeing as how it's filmed using fricking night vision, and it's only like two and a half minutes long! Lets hope the Gena Lee Nolin video ends up better looking. Anyway, if anyone still hasn't seen the Paris video, it's supposed to be at Netenigma.com, or just e-mail me and I'll send it to ya within the day. Ok, that's all I got! Comments by: YACCS Who wants to screw someone over by leaving dirty receipts laying around where they shouldn't be? Comments by: YACCS This is why deer should stay away from runways. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, December 02, 2003 This site has one of the best poster collections I have ever seen. (not safe for work) Comments by: YACCS Sometimes drinking + riding in your friends car = VOM Comments by: YACCS Let Them Sing It For You Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS This weeks celebrity porn video brought to you by Gena Lee Nolin. Comments by: YACCS This is what happens when fucking lunatics make resumes. Comments by: YACCS If you ever played Super Mario Bros. 3 on the NES then you have to watch this video! Some guy beat it in 11 minutes and it's all here. Pretty amazing. He never get's hit once! Comments by: YACCS The Madness Combat series are some pretty cool animated flash cartoons featuring much violence. I recommend Redeemer and Avenger, in that order. Comments by: YACCS This game is fun for a couple of minutes simply for the fact that you get to run over old ladies with walkers. Comments by: YACCS This little girl is incredibly creepy. I think she's some sort of robot sent back from the future. Comments by: YACCS Monday, December 01, 2003 Triumph needs something to poop on! Comments by: YACCS Who knows their 80's music? Comments by: YACCS Who wants to know what my DVD wishlist for x-mas is? Comments by: YACCS The Miss World Beauty Pageant Slideshow Comments by: YACCS Ok, I know most people have gotten this in their e-mail sometime in the past about 5 years, but apparently not everyone has seen it yet as I just received it from a friend and a co-worker in the same day, so here it is. The Buffalo Theory Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat