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Wednesday, November 26, 2003 This Year's Turkey's Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, November 25, 2003 Ouch!!!! Comments by: YACCS If you want some particularly annoying e-mail notification sounds for your PC, FARK's got a whole bunch of them right here. Comments by: YACCS This movie looks interesting. The Day After Tomorrow Comments by: YACCS Monday, November 24, 2003 With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Click here for the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, November 20, 2003 The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Slideshow Comments by: YACCS Even though I fucking hate both P.E.T.A. and Clay Aiken, I thought this was pretty funny. Comments by: YACCS Owww!!! Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, November 19, 2003 This is where your shed shouldn't be. Comments by: YACCS How To Poop At Work Comments by: YACCS Thursday, November 06, 2003 Worst Album Covers Ever Comments by: YACCS Cops can't give you a ticket any longer for flashing your lights at oncoming cars to warn them of a speed trap ahead. Comments by: YACCS Paris Hilton made a sex video that's a lot like Pam and Tommy's. Hooray! Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, November 04, 2003 Comments by: YACCS Monday, November 03, 2003 Southern California Fire Pictures Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat