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Friday, October 31, 2003 The Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time Comments by: YACCS This new ELF movie with Will Ferrell looks hilarious! Comments by: YACCS Thursday, October 30, 2003 As long as nobody drops the ball on this one, it could rock! Comments by: YACCS Do we have any Michigan State fans out there? If there are, you should check out this sound clip, and even if you aren't I'm sure you'll enjoy it. (This one goes out especially to my friends Ferrans, Ted, Merrit, Tamara and McDevitt) Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, October 29, 2003 Freddy's 10 Best Kills! Comments by: YACCS 100 Scariest Movie Scenes Of All Time Comments by: YACCS If anyone out there is from the Detroit area, and listens to Drew and Mike, check this site out. They have entire shows for the whole day in MP3 format. Nice. Comments by: YACCS Prank phone calls that make it on the air, on national television, are hilarious! Comments by: YACCS It at any point in your life, you're running, and your ankle rolls under your foot and the ankle actually touches the ground when you're running, be prepared for some pretty extreme pain. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, October 28, 2003 Listen to these Mr. Bergis sound clips. This guy gets pissed, and he's racist, and a homophobic, and it's hilarious! This is the guy from the Nascar radio prank I put on here about 6 months ago. Comments by: YACCS Has everyone seen the video from inside that school bus that crashed and tipped over last week filled with children? Comments by: YACCS Hurry and put your make-up on Pam! Without it you're fucking ugly! Comments by: YACCS moc.tnediserProFflA.www Comments by: YACCS This would be perfect! We don't have room for a dishwasher, but we have room for an in-sink dishwasher! Comments by: YACCS I need to get one of these. They're pretty much the equivalent of a traffic light remote control. Comments by: YACCS If you like Bill Hicks, check out this sweet bootleg archive devoted to him and his work. Comments by: YACCS Yep, that's right, NSFW pics of Tiffany Amber Thiessen Comments by: YACCS LAST WORDS cockpit voice recordings, transcripts / air traffic control tapes Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, October 22, 2003 Warning! Comments by: YACCS Monday, October 20, 2003 "Due to poor dietary habits, there is now an "epidemic" of flatulence in America, the report warns." Comments by: YACCS Would you make it out of a scary movie alive? Comments by: YACCS Check out this cheap iPod. Comments by: YACCS Friday, October 17, 2003 Ok, so I really really like KFC and all their deliciously flavored delicacies, so that's why I think this video, showing how they treat and slaughter their chickens, sucks so much. Now, if I ever eat KFC again, I'm gonna feel horrendously guilty. Comments by: YACCS Here's all the Mr. Belvedere information you will ever need. (including the excellent theme music) Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, October 15, 2003 You know what was a classic song from my youth? Snow "Informer" Although, I could never understand the lyrics before. Comments by: YACCS Who wants to play the old Atari 2600 game Adventure? Comments by: YACCS I didn't even know this AltaVista Audio Search existed. It works pretty well too, and is updated all the time so there aren't many non-working links. It's already allowed me to get several White Stripes MP3's and Our Lady Peace MP3's. Comments by: YACCS If you haven't seen any of the sweet new Matrix Revolutions posters yet, here they are. Comments by: YACCS Check out this hilarious photoshop on Fark, of Christopher Walken in non-threatening roles. Comments by: YACCS This is one of the creepiest flash animations I have ever seen. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, October 14, 2003 Here's a little perspective on the mass of the money being spent on the war effort right now. Comments by: YACCS Denny's 6 lb. Burger Comments by: YACCS Top 16 Shitty Nintendo Endings Comments by: YACCS Monday, October 13, 2003 Check out these sweet subtitles that were actually put on the Two Towers DVD release in Hong Kong. Comments by: YACCS Well, now everyone knows where I'll be on November 5th. Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS Friday, October 10, 2003 I wish I had some sodium so I could have a sodium party. Huge explosions rock! Comments by: YACCS How To Cook A Placenta Comments by: YACCS Thursday, October 09, 2003 10 TOP REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED! 1 - No one will ever steal your chair. 2 - Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 3 - Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 4 - People won't steal your pens after they see where you keep them. 5 - You get to see if it's like your dreams. 6 - It stops those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse. 7 - "I'd love to contribute but I left my wallet in my pants." 8 - It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in HR. 9 - You can take advantage of your computer's radiation to work on your tan. And now ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked.... 10 -Your boss will never again say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" Comments by: YACCS Wanna know one of my favorite states? Virgina. Comments by: YACCS This article is pretty interesting, but the title seems grossly inappropriate Comments by: YACCS I want Ghettopoly! Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, October 08, 2003 Yep, in his free time he made cannons that shot bowling balls. Comments by: YACCS Wow! These guys have done a lot of beer sampling in their time. They should be proud. I think Sol should be getting a much better rating though. Comments by: YACCS So what if she likes eating cockroaches. She's still hot. Comments by: YACCS Pair of human legs found in dumpster. Yeah, I can understand not feeling "carefree" after that. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, October 07, 2003 Comparing Starburst Fruit Chews from 1987 to Starburst Fruit Chews from 2003. Swear to God. Comments by: YACCS New Strongbad E-mail Comments by: YACCS Saturday, October 04, 2003 Somehow, Dale could even make a trip to Hooters suck. Comments by: YACCS Reflectoporn Comments by: YACCS Thursday, October 02, 2003 Hey! I have Fetal Bowling Balls, they have Fetosoap. Comments by: YACCS Buffo "the world's strongest clown Comments by: YACCS UndyRug Comments by: YACCS I'd eat an octodog , but not this kind. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, October 01, 2003 Yeah, I ordered this the other day. It came just yesterday, but I wasn't at the house to get it from the FedEx guy. I can't wait! I should rock! I'm gonna be recording and saving so many DVD's to my computer with it and it will work great as a device to send all my digital pictures to. I'm particularly looking forward to recording episodes of Reno 911! with it though. And yes, I'm quite aware I'm a pretty severe dork. Comments by: YACCS Yeah, everyone knew it deep in their hearts, but just never really wanted to come to the realization that it could happen. Drinking enough Mountain Dew can kill you! It would only take 260 cans in one sitting to kill me! Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat