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Thursday, July 31, 2003

If there's anyone out there that hasn't seen Red vs. Blue yet, check it out. I recommend episode 2. If you've never even heard of Red vs. Blue it's a weekly series on the net, made with the Halo engine using machinima.


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Rubber Slogans


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Wow! This fucking cat looks like Hitler!


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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

I found this site on the net yesterday that lets you set up your own online stores, and I thought it was pretty cool. If you wanna check my store out, make sure to check out the Rocky Blueface baseball t-shirt and/or the Fetal Bowling Balls t-shirt. Those are definitely my favorites.

Any recommendations for new merchandise will be graciously accepted in the comment box below.


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If a chick owned Black and Decker, here's what their hammer and screwdriver sets would look like.


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Tuesday, July 29, 2003

I so wish I had a lotta money saved up because I would buy zFilter in about 2 seconds! The Z really is a great site and I visit it several times, every day, Monday through Friday.


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Hippo Girl!


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This is so wrong that it couldn't be more right!


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Damnit! I wish Michael Moore's stupid fucking ass would catch on fire or something!


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Monday, July 28, 2003

This guy makes it look like Gene Simmons had a baby tongue.


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I didn't know him anymore, but it's still weird to think he's gone. He lived across the street from me for pretty much my entire childhood. Back then we were friends and we'd hang out with all the rest of the guys just about every day. After high school I lost touch with him. I'd see him every once and a while at a party, or at the store, or I'd pass him on the road. I just found out Saturday morning that he'd committed suicide and I was shocked. It's just too bad it happened like it did. It's too bad that hurdle in his life was too much to overcome. I was just reading the paper and noticed the obituaries and the other people listed in them and couldn't help thinking he was way too young.. .. Well, I hope wherever you are now John, things are better man.
You deserved better than this.


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Friday, July 25, 2003

Wow! The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre sounds like it's gonna be good.


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Photoshop Phriday:
Experimantal Weapons of War


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The Male Rules
(women, listen and learn!)


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And from then on, he was called, DICK ARM!


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Thursday, July 24, 2003

I have to have this lava lamp!



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Never get bit by a brown recluse spider!
Reason #1
Reason #2


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Man Going to Taco Bell
"With Or Without You


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This video is pretty cool. It's a short movie made by professionals trying to get some exposure. It's about Batman and it's done pretty well, and has a pretty cool twist a little way in I very much wasn't expecting.


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Wednesday, July 23, 2003

Check out this short called "The Tribe." It's done really well in shockwave.


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Mini-me's marrying a 6 ft tall model/yoga instructor. Man! Those midgets sure have it good!


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Tuesday, July 22, 2003

Jump this toboggan full of children through the flaming hoop!


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I've read these all before, but every once and awhile I check them out for entertainment purposes and I thought if anyone out there hadn't seen them yet they should!

The Top 11 Minions of Skeletor

The Top 11 Adversaries of Arnold

The Top 11 80's Cartoon Villians

The Top 11 Animal Attack Movies

The Top 11 Monopoly Properties


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Monday, July 21, 2003

Ignorant rednecks crack me up. You've gotta listen to this ballsucker.


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Who wants to know how to use the ancient art of origami to fold paper into what appears to be a dog taking a shit?


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The 10 Worst Comedians Ever!
(They made some good choices like Carrot Top and Bob Saget, but I don't think the Jerky Boys in their prime deserved to be on the list)


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Thursday, July 17, 2003

Hey tiny! How bout a vegetable every now and then?


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An ejaculation a day keeps the doctor away, or as old men would call it, dusting.


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"Vietnam has banned television and radio from airing advertisements for condoms, sanitary pads and other products at dinner time."
What a great fucking idea! I'm tired of seeing commercials for douches when I'm eating soup at dinner.


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Yeah, so I found out yesterday that the White Stripes concert got postponed to a yet unreleased date. DAMNIT!! Jack White should have to wear special metal gloves to protect his fingers and hands from damage so they don't have to cancel anymore shows. I guess I'll just have to listen to pre-recorded versions of Jolene until the new date.


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Forever A Kid: Adult Baby Clothing


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Wednesday, July 16, 2003

The "Are you John Stamos?" Test


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That over the hill fuck Deion Sanders needs to have his face lit on fire.


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I used to have this game for my Commodore 64 back when I was about 6 years old and I loved it! There's nothing like playing as Bruce Lee, fighting a green sumo wrestler and a black ninja, on graphics that made Super Mario Brothers look like something made by ILM.


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Ridiculously fake article posted on the internet stating Metallica is suing a Canadian band over it's similar use of the "E" and "F" chords sparks controversy all over the media as it's being stated as truth on radio stations all over the U.S.


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Wanna see some clips of people getting hurt, injured, or various other funny stuff? Just visit this page. I recommend the one called jackass. It's gross, but hilarious.


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I did another site re-design today. Most of my work is behind the scenes so you hopefully shouldn't notice much of a difference. I had to make my page non-framed since I was having problems with the frames loading constantly. Maybe things will load a little bit faster too.


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Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Looks like slugs are smarter than everyone thought.


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If you still wanna share and swap files you're way better off installing the new Kazaa Lite 2.4.0 as it helps to hide the contents of your hard drive from the RIAA so you won't be prosecuted (at least until "the man" finds a way around it).


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50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart


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Monday, July 14, 2003

If you like stuff that's funny, and you aren't a complete humorless ass, then this little performance oughta crack you up. It's from the comedy station on the XM radio deal and it's all un-edited Stephen Lynch. It's some of the funniest stuff I've ever heard. It's only just under 7 megs in size and it's almost 40 minutes long. Listen and get ready to laugh until you're shitting down your legs into your shoes.


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Quit bragging already!


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"The Crisis in Pubic Hair"
(doesn't sound like a crisis to me)


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Friday, July 11, 2003

Personally, I think it would be cool to have an extra toe. Why not?


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Thursday, July 10, 2003

I've finally come to the realization that I truly am a fuckin nerd. I'm here at work, and I can't stop messing with this little earth satellite simulator. It's pretty neat if you have a few seconds to check it out, and you're not in total denial of your inner dork.


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Holy shit that's scary!


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Animals photoshopped to look like humans. Pretty creepy if you ask me.


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Wednesday, July 09, 2003

I've decided that I'm gonna start saving up money to buy Studio MX for Windows. As of right now I don't use any programs to make my page (besides for Blogger) and I'd like to start making things a little more interesting.


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Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Personally, I think all dolls should have genitalia, but that's just me.


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Monday, July 07, 2003

I would so punch this bird.


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The new Strongbad e-mail.


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I think I'm gonna have to get this DVD. There's just something about zombie movies that rocks!


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Thursday, July 03, 2003

Who wants their computer to look more like their Nintendo?


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Wednesday, July 02, 2003

This could quite possibly be, the coolest thing on the internet thus far!


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Make your own animal at the Switch Zoo.


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Well, I've put comments back on each post. YCCS updated their commenting and now they aren't hindering the load times of my page so it's all better. So I say, COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT! The more input the better.


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This is one of my very first attempts at a webpage. It's called "Fetal Bowling Balls". I used to have that .com registered but it's since expired. This was an idea some friends and I came up with one drunken weekend in Chicago and I decided to run with it. I never invested much time and/or worked to finish it like I had intended, but I still think the idea's pretty funny, and insanely offensive, so I enjoy it alot.


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Tuesday, July 01, 2003

The ultimate build your own cow page!


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How much does it take to actually plug up like that?


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FORCED TO FEMINIZE! Helping women to feminize their non-transvestite husbands!
(these women must be killed!)


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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