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Monday, June 30, 2003 True things you cannot live without knowing. Comments by: YACCS Sunday, June 29, 2003 Who needs a new, sweet + hot wallpaper for their computer? Comments by: YACCS Friday, June 27, 2003 These are some of the funniest chat room messages I have ever read. My eyes were literally watering as I read them. Comments by: YACCS Hottest triplets ever? Comments by: YACCS Who want's to play the Stripperella game? (try hitting "Q" when the game is in progress) Comments by: YACCS Thursday, June 26, 2003 James Ricci needs to get an incredibly hard bitch slap that's for damn sure. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, June 25, 2003 Holy shit! Ecto Cooler is back!!!!! Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS The question I have is how could someone end up flushing something like that accidentally? Comments by: YACCS This is a pretty sweet picture of the earth taken by some new European satellite. Comments by: YACCS I just got my archives all in working order again. You should be able to go all the way back to the start of my page with them. Of course, lots of the links are now defunct, but there's a lot of quality material there. Comments by: YACCS This is so hot! (this is an old post but need to be re-posted) Comments by: YACCS Who remembers the animated sitcom called The Critic from it's days on Fox and it's re-runs on Comedy Central? Well, he's back! Now he's returned to the internet for his new show. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, June 24, 2003 These dolls are beyond a shadow of a doubt one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my life. They are so creepy that they actually really intrigue me. I've posted this link before, but it needed re-posting just because of my utter fascination. Creepy, creepy, creepy. Comments by: YACCS Monday, June 23, 2003 That crazy Arnie! Comments by: YACCS This guy's arms are just fucking gross looking. How could be not expect a blowout after all that inflating? Comments by: YACCS Listen to this sweet interview with the guys who invented HomestarRunner.com Comments by: YACCS Hungry? How about a toe sandwich? Comments by: YACCS Check out the virtual tour of the house I'll be living in in just short of 2 weeks. Also, buy this house so I can move to Toledo! Comments by: YACCS Friday, June 20, 2003 Ever wonder what it's like to blow up a maggot infested dead deer with a stick of dynamite? Well, then you're pretty fucked up, and also you'll probably enjoy this video. Comments by: YACCS If you want free magazine subscriptions to mags like Maxim, Stuff, Blender or Computer Gaming Monthly, then visit this site and sign up. I actually found this site a while ago but thought it seemed too good to be true so I just signed up then forgot about it. Yesterday, in the mail, my first free Stuff arrived from my free two year subscription! So, sign up and get free mags! It's legit, totally free, and no credit cards are required. Actually, you don't even have to include your real name it's so generic of a form. My stuff is being delivered to a certain Fred Savage. Yeah, that's right , of The Wizard fame. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, June 19, 2003 I'd really like to see this movie (Open Your Eyes), to compare it to Vanilla Sky, which was it's Americanized version. I've heard it was better than Vanilla Sky, which I personally really liked, so I think it should be pretty good. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, June 18, 2003 Stupid cats. Comments by: YACCS Taking pictures of unsuspecting asses all around the world! Comments by: YACCS It's pretty cool that there is actually an organization that recommends flashing your headlights at those fucking asshats that drive slow in the left lane. I think I wanna join their club. Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, June 17, 2003 This is one of the coolest websites I've discovered recently. It's all about horror movies and stuff having to do with horror movies. Check it out. Comments by: YACCS They really need to do this in the U.S. Comments by: YACCS This is gonna be my next cell phone. I've been waiting for Verizon to come out with a camera phone for a fucking coon's age. Comments by: YACCS Check out this sweet Old School game. Comments by: YACCS Friday, June 13, 2003 Somebody buy this fucking house so I can move to Toledo! There should be a virtual tour up Friday the 20th. Comments by: YACCS Thursday, June 12, 2003 Check out this Honda ad. It's real, it took 606 takes to get correct, and it cost 6 million dollars to make. (p.s. - The tires are weighted. You'll know what I'm talking about in a minute.) Comments by: YACCS This is one of the coolest, most extensive case mods I've ever seen. He hollowed out an old monitor, replaced the front with an LCD monitor so he could fill the rest of the empty case with the guts from the computer. It's pretty cool looking because now all the drives open right outta the monitor. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, June 11, 2003 Check this game out, it's pretty cool. I'm not sure what the name of it is though since it's not in English. Comments by: YACCS I don't like the idea of having to reach in there to get my mail. Comments by: YACCS Try this game, it's like a shadier virtual stock market, but with drugs. Virtual Drug Dealer My high score is $10,320,888 Comments by: YACCS Yes, the most holiest of times is finally upon us. The Transformers live action movie starts pre-production. Comments by: YACCS Scientists determine that people aren't "hairy like ah-nee-mull" because early humans shed their body hair to avoid bug bites. Comments by: YACCS "Officials said Woods, who was fishing at the time, was playing with a bluegill in his mouth when it began squirming and lodged itself in his throat Sunday." WHY!!!! Comments by: YACCS Who wants to see a world record tumor? Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, June 10, 2003 I've discovered that one of the biggest problems with AlfForPresident's loading time was coming from the comments on the page. So for the time being I've removed the comment boxes to allow for a much speedier page generation time. If anyone knows of a good comment host, send me a quick e-mail by way of my Yahoo! address. Later! Comments by: YACCS Comments by: YACCS Monday, June 09, 2003 MikeTheHeadlessChicken.com Comments by: YACCS PETA Sucks Comments by: YACCS If you don't watch Strongbad e-mails every week, then start right now! FHQWHGADS Comments by: YACCS Thursday, June 05, 2003 I'm reposting this because it's the absolute most hilarious story ever! If you didn't read it before, read it now! The Ryan's Steakhouse Story Comments by: YACCS Check out this page for some sweet no longer available indie rock MP3s. Comments by: YACCS If someone would pick this up, and purchase, this package for me I'd really really really appreciate it. Thanks! Comments by: YACCS I just updated my games page to list over 20 more games! Comments by: YACCS Check out these stupid Asian trucks. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, June 04, 2003 Make Your Own South Park Character Comments by: YACCS Asshole. Comments by: YACCS This is the apartment in Toledo I'm gonna move into. Check out the new Mudhens field (Fifth Third) on the roof view. That's right out the living room window of the apartment! Comments by: YACCS www.TardDance.com Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, June 03, 2003 I need to pick this up today. It's the Animatrix. (wait a sec to let the movie clip load) Comments by: YACCS Coolest outfit ever? Comments by: YACCS Would someone please buy me one of these! Come on people!!! Comments by: YACCS I want this watch. It would be cool to be able to cart files around to work and school with it. Yeah, I'm a nerd. Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat