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Friday, February 28, 2003 That's my motto too! Comments by: YACCS Antique Vibrator Museum Comments by: YACCS The evil Care Bears must die! Comments by: YACCS It's a great day! They've finally invented an electric toothbrush that connects to your computer! There sure would be a huge fucking advantage in doing that! Comments by: YACCS Thursday, February 27, 2003 Slap That Ho! Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, February 26, 2003 This site has some of the best wallpapers I've ever seen. Comments by: YACCS This game made me want to wash my hands when I was finished, only cuz I was at work though, I never do at home. (try hard enough and I think you can smell the urinal cakes) Comments by: YACCS If I was gonna own a truck, it would be this one. Comments by: YACCS Stupid deer. Comments by: YACCS This pretty much sums up what using Kazaa and/or any other peer to peer software is like. Comments by: YACCS I was able to get "Old School" last night. I'm gonna put it on a VideoCD today. The sound quality's not the best, but it's good enough to enjoy a silly comedy like that. Also, last night I was able to grab "Informer" by Snow off the net. Yeah, that's right, I rock. Look forward to it being posted here in the very near future cuz it most definitely will be. Comments by: YACCS Would you rather mame and kill Carrot Top or that stupid "Dude, you got a Dell" bastard? Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, February 25, 2003 Anyone here like Everclear? Click HERE to listen to their newest single that'll be on their not yet released album coming out on March 11. Comments by: YACCS As an homage to all the people that died last week, "Once Bitten Twice Shy" is now a permanent part of my mp3 playlist here at work. Comments by: YACCS This is a pretty interesting clock. Comments by: YACCS Go see Old School right now! It was quite possibly the best comedic experience I've ever had at the theatre in my entire life! Comments by: YACCS Monday, February 24, 2003 I think I like Tokyo's sense of fashion. They opted for the style that likes to hurt guys in the pants. (safe for work) Comments by: YACCS This is a pretty sweet Phantasm reference. Comments by: YACCS HOT!!!! Comments by: YACCS Friday, February 21, 2003 Ridiculous! Simply ridiculous! Comments by: YACCS The funny part about my page is that I get over 100 unique hits a day, every single day, but about 1 comment every 2 months gets left by one of my visitors! Leave me some comments people! Please! I'd really like some input here. Tell me if something is funny, or if something you know of relates to a link I posted, or tell me a link sucks! Whatever you want is cool, but please just give me some input! How about if you leave me 3 comments, I'll send you a file with all these polyphonic ringtones in it. There a some sweet ringtones here. You could probably hock them on eBay if you felt so inclined for a few bucks. Comments by: YACCS I know a lotta people wouldn't like this, but this website stole two links right off of the front of my web page. They link to the Rocky Blueface page and they stole the link to the super hottub, and I'm flattered! Finally people are actually checking out my page and I'm enjoying it. Plus I'm up to 34 countries having checked out my webpage. That's a whole lotta countries! My two favorite visiting countries are Bermuda and Russian Federation. Comments by: YACCS Eyelash Creatures Comments by: YACCS Thursday, February 20, 2003 If you wanna hear an excellent song, made for an excellent movie, just click here. If you fucking suck you won't enjoy it though, so don't bother. Comments by: YACCS Check out this freaky morphing picture of Michael Jackson over they years and get a chance to see what he looked like when he used to be human. Comments by: YACCS Check out all the countries that have visited my Rocky Blueface page in the past 2 days! Comments by: YACCS A Yahoo news article has the dirtiest skating pose ever. Comments by: YACCS Anyone out there wish you were partying it up right now? Well, here's comething that'll remind you of being at a party, it's a simulated drunk. Comments by: YACCS Could someone please buy me this hot tub! Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, February 19, 2003 He hasn't demonstrated this fact yet, but he solemnly believes in it. Comments by: YACCS DISCO SQUIRRELS!!! Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, February 18, 2003 My "Rocky Blueface" page made another appearance on a new site today. It's called the "Back to the Future Weblog" and it's not even from this country! Click here to see the site in English, or here to see it in it's original language. Comments by: YACCS Check it out! It's been 2 weeks and 1 day now and my Rocky Blueface page has gotten 4000 unique hits! That's definitely a record for a page of mine! Comments by: YACCS Hey there all you stupid fucking anti-war protestors, Saddam thanks you! Thanks for making him feel better cuz you're a fucking waste of flesh. Comments by: YACCS Monday, February 17, 2003 Wanna hear a shit ton of sweet Ralph Wiggum quotes? Comments by: YACCS Check out this freakish lightning strike! Comments by: YACCS Check out all these sweet cartoon has beens. "Me Grimlock happy to see The Critic again!" Comments by: YACCS Friday, February 14, 2003 Here's a Happy Valentines Day cartoon! Comments by: YACCS Look closely for hands. Comments by: YACCS Mole People Found Underground! Mutant Smart Mosquitoes Terrorize Louisiana Comments by: YACCS Thursday, February 13, 2003 "Put a candle in the window." What a good song that is. I know that's not the name, but if you know the song from that little bit of the lyrics, you can appreciate how fantastic it is, and you'll probably want to click there and listen to it again. (if you want to save it you'll want to right click and hit "save as" on the link) Comments by: YACCS Want to buy a new cell phone? Try this one! It's got color screen, has the cords to connect to your pc, and has over 100 polyphonic ringtones included with the auction! Comments by: YACCS I don't know how useful this site is really, but it's pretty neat. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, February 12, 2003 "Bang! Bang! Bang!" (safe for work) Comments by: YACCS Amazing Pencil Carving Art Comments by: YACCS This is great! (not safe for work!) Comments by: YACCS Eat that booger! Comments by: YACCS Now that's a talented tugboat captain! Comments by: YACCS Who remembers the "Wacky Wall Crawler!" Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, February 11, 2003 I'm gonna have to say this would make for some pretty good wallpaper. Comments by: YACCS This kid is a fucking weirdo, plain and simple. Comments by: YACCS My "Rocky passed out covered with marker" page made an appearance on zFilter this morning! So far I've gotten 677 hits already just from them! Comments by: YACCS Monday, February 10, 2003 DarwinAwards.com makes me laugh on such a regular basis. I guess I just can't stop laughing at other people's stupidity. Comments by: YACCS Mr., I mean Dr. Evil soundboard. Comments by: YACCS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comments by: YACCS Best skullet ever? Comments by: YACCS Thursday, February 06, 2003 Cool things to microwave. Comments by: YACCS Moviegoods has a poster for Phantasm II that I would absolutely love to have. Comments by: YACCS Wednesday, February 05, 2003 The Man Show juggy auditions! Watch juggy hopefuls jump on a pogo stick while wearing a bikini. Comments by: YACCS What the f**k? (p.s.= by the term "f**k" I am actually meaning "fuck") Comments by: YACCS This is pretty neat since I'm colorblind and all. Comments by: YACCS This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along.... Click here for video MPG (1.8 MB) Comments by: YACCS Unlikely Childrens Books Comments by: YACCS Terry Tate office linebacker Comments by: YACCS Can you tell which photos are a hoax? Comments by: YACCS Tuesday, February 04, 2003 This experiment is hilarious! (Not sure if girls would think that though.) Comments by: YACCS Who wants to download free, old, dirty, games? Comments by: YACCS I need to study this site! (But I probably won't.) Comments by: YACCS There's a site now just for kissing cousins. WHY!!!! Comments by: YACCS Actual celebrity of look-alike? Comments by: YACCS Not quite what you're expecting! (Trust me when I tell you this IS safe for work.) Comments by: YACCS Monday, February 03, 2003 This is one of the worst shockwave videos EVER! Comments by: YACCS You pass out, you pay the price! Comments by: YACCS Check out this trailer for the new Ninja Gaiden game for the XBOX. It's looking pretty bad ass. Comments by: YACCS

Fetal Bowling Balls My Launchcast Radio Station Deep Thought of the Day As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno. I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point. Comments by:YACCS FastCounter by bCentral E-Mail Me! OneStat