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Friday, January 31, 2003

You better damn well appreciate the U.S. if you live here, cuz other people are doin their best to get here.


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You see that puddle over there? Stay away from it!


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Thursday, January 30, 2003

I couldn't believe it when I came across this site. This trailer, and this movie for that matter look completely awesome.


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Ha! Ha! You had that coming!


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SWEET!


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Nope, I wouldn't cover him either.

That god damned eskimo deserves what he gets!


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David Hasselhoff shouldn't make videos.


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Ok, so I'm trying to figure out if I'm just really immature, or if this is in fact one of the most horrible ideas EVER!


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How to Serve Ewok


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Who wants to snort come cremated terrier?


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Is it just me, or does this webpage have the creepiest background image ever?


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Superbowl ads.


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I remember when I was in grade school Madballs rocked! I never had one but I think everybody I knew did.


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Check out this sweet pic I found at the Terminator 3 website.


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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

This site is on a new server right now and I need to test out that the media is working correctly.
Conjugal Visit


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Mmmmmm, cat.. . .


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Monday, January 27, 2003

This link is for everyone who's ever forwarded me a dumb fuck e-mail.


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Unlikely ideas for new additions to the McDonalds menu.



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Like the results of this study weren't already known by everyone before it happened.


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Friday, January 24, 2003

Off the top of your head, what did Napster have a lot in common with? Can't figure it out? Libraries.


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I need to buy this volleyball game for the XBOX. This picture from the game shows some promise.


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Wow! This is a hot picture!


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Thursday, January 23, 2003

10 Ways to Tell If A Co-Worker Is An Alien


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Monday, January 20, 2003

Boomhauer explains the internet.


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All you hippy fucks need to research your protests a smidge more before you march. If someone has organized a march, and they are evil as sin, you're quite literally supporting their horrendous beliefs and the atrocities they've commited in the past. Handing out flowers at rallies and protesting the government for not allowing itself to be run over by terrorism is horse shit. Be realistic and realize that in life one must defend itself and/or sometimes prevent harm from being done to ones self. You can be hippies if you want, it's just that nobody likes ignorant hippy assholes.


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I think I need to learn some of these Tools For Improving Your Memory. I'm pretty good at forgetting things, not so good at remembering them.


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Colin Powell is a fucking jackass.


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Icon War


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Friday, January 17, 2003

Somebody buy me one of these! Please!!


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Thursday, January 16, 2003

Ok, so Detroit has got some bad press in the last week because of those Japanese guys that got robbed. That story has ran in the papers the world over and now D-town's not looking so hot. That situation isn't what's been worrying me though. My friend Ryan recently visited the Auto Show, and while there, had his attention stolen away by two fashion gluttons. The first man representing everything that is honorable with the mullet (which is nothing), the second man showing off his sexy pair of camo sweat pants and shirt. Very nice. One can only pray the world doesn't get ahold of these pics or else I'm afraid Detroit's bad reputation will only be insurmountable.




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How did the world ever get by before we had Snickers Knickers and other candy wrapper clothing?


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Wednesday, January 15, 2003

Yes honey, my nickname at the office is "assface." What of it?


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Damn those coin stealing birds!


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Sockman Calculator


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Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Trog Dor the Burninator


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Monday, January 13, 2003

Interface Escape
This is a fun game where you gotta jump the little guy from platform to platform. Solid fun for a free net game.


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(AP) The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Manatee, Orange and Dade Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them that smell like pepper spray.


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Friday, January 10, 2003

Casey Kasem needs to watch that fucking potty mouth of his.


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"They left behind some of the best-tasting steaks I ever ate. They've got some kind of alien BBQ sauce that's out of this world. I wish I could get more of it."


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Thursday, January 09, 2003

PONG: The Animated Movie


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World's Worst Racing Accident


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Wednesday, January 08, 2003

Worst disease ever!!!!


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Swearotron


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2003 Hooters Calendar!!


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Tuesday, January 07, 2003

That darn batboy!


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Ok, so it's made by Dodge, it resembles a motorcycle with 4 tires, it's got a 505 cubic inch/8300 cc aluminum Viper V-10 engine, and it's potentially capable of more than 400 mph. Sounds safe as all hell.


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Monday, January 06, 2003

I've been fairly happy with the results on my smoking in public pole on the left of this website so far. It proves to me that smoking is acceptable and there aren't enough adamant non-smokers to even have to worry about them. So in other words, if you don't like me smoking, FUCK OFF!



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So, the dd's 5 years old? That's fine with me!


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Friday, January 03, 2003

Read about the anomaly that is the boobs, of Britney Spears.


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DVD renting vending machines? Weird.


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The Official Hippo Webpage


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Play JUMP. It's pretty damn advanced, and fun, for a silly net game.


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How about you try out SpamYouSilly for me and tell me if it works. I've got some people I'd like to sign up.


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FLYGUY


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Check out this strange bit of Tenacious D merchandise.


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New World Trade Center Designs



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Thursday, January 02, 2003

I think my next investment will be a bonsai potato.


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Eloise is in the hizzouse!!!


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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