Ok, well, since I'm leaving in about 5 minutes to go on X-mas break until next year, I just wanted to inform everyone this site won't be updated again until January 2. Hope all y'all have one helluva happy holiday and I hope you check back again next year, for new hilarity, and the secret to eternal youth!!!! (here's a hint, it's made from a potion using common household cleaning supplies!)
I don't know why I like this game so much, but I do. It's a dirtbike trials game, and it's been re-designed. It's pretty cool, and hard at first, but easy once you get the hang of it.
The Ryan's Steakhouse Story
"....What happened next was so quick that the exact sequence of events is a bit fuzzy, but I will try to reconstruct them as best I can. In that moment of impending projectile vomiting, my attention was diverted from the goings-on at the other end. To put a freeze frame on the situation, I was half crouched down to the toilet, pants pulled down to my knees, with a load of vomit coming up my esophagus....."
Ok, so yeah, I know this guy is creepy looking and he looks like he was taken advantage of as an altar boy as a child, but that's not my focus with this post. My focus with this post is what in god's name is the matter with this woman?
Holy crap! What's with this woman? Here, take a closer look.
What the fuck? I'm boggled.
If anyone is interested in web page design, a free editor that's no longer available is Microsoft Frontpage Express. Pssssst, I found where you can download a free copy.
OK, so it would be pretty funny to have this set up at your house just cuz I know it would literally scare the shit outta all the old baggels and milkshakes, but is it just me, or does this chick look a little bit too proud of herself in this picture?
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.
