I meant to say this several days ago, and I apologize for the delay, but this is directed towards every single one of you jackasses that are Avalanche fans,
Looking for the perfect gift for that special person in your life? Just not sure what to get that'll show someone you really care? I've got the answer to all your worries and it's two simple words: Turd Twister. (Now with E-Z Grip Sphincter Lock!)
I will give the Hurricanes credit where credit is due. This credit doesn't have anything really to do with their ability or skills as a team (cuz I think they pale in comparison to the Red Wing's), but has to do with the heart of their fans.
Ever been browsing the net when a box pops up asking if you want to install the "Comet Cursor"? Yeah, well what you didn't know is that when you install it your every step on the internet is traced, and information from you hard drive is sent to Comet Systems Inc. Yeah, this article explains why you shouldn't let it install.
Ok, so I stumbled across this site through Boom Selection the other day. It's solely dedicated to re-mixes of Eminems Without Me single. People grab the acapella version of Without Me and throw it on top of good instrumentals (mostly anyway), and modify the vocals a little. Some of them sound pretty killer. My personal favs are the mixes with Prodigy Breathe, U2 with or without you and The Smiths ?. Check the site out HERE.
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.
