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Tuesday, April 30, 2002

I think this product should definately help eliminate all those incidents of shower curtains being pissed on in the middle of the night.


Comments by: YACCS
Monday, April 29, 2002

Think anyone could drink a whole bottle of tabasco in only a few minutes?


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Thursday, April 25, 2002

The Pet Monkey
A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams, "Did you see what your monkey did? " The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."


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Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Ok, ok, so I know I haven't been updating hardly at all lately but I've been busy as all hell with classes coming to an end for the semester and all. I did add a new link to the side of this page though titled Boom Selection. This site has tons of downloadable bootleg re-mixes of tunes. Allbeit some of the re-mixes aren't of bands I'd usually anticipate hearing spliced together, but they're all pretty interesting to give a listen to as a whole. I've been totally enjoying some of these tunes lately and you should give them a listen too when you get a chance.


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Friday, April 12, 2002

I just watched Mullholland Drive last night and I still have no idea what that movie was about. I've heard you have to see it more than once to appreciate and/or understand it, so I'll give it one more shot, but if I watch it again and I still don't know what's goin on I'm just gonna be pissed.


Comments by: YACCS
Friday, April 05, 2002

Flash is pretty cool.


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Thursday, April 04, 2002


Who's Your Movie Sidekick? Find out @ She's Crafty


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Wednesday, April 03, 2002

They should really have these childrens books. I think kids could learn a lot.
  


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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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