Does anyone disagree with any of my views I've placed on this page? If that's the case please, don't hold it against me, and please visit THIS LINK for my most sincere brand of apology. . . .
I will give those Russians one thing though, they like to spend quality time with their family. And what better way to spend time with the children, than playing a little russian roulette for kids.
Ok, so I don't know if it's just me, but I don't have any urge what-so-ever to see the women who worked for Enron naked in Playboy, but apparently Hugh Heffner feels the American public will think differently.
Ok, so I just got a new cell phone, and if they legalize these things in the U.S., I'll be pissed. If I wanna talk on my cell phone in a restaurant, it should be my decision damnit! Fuck those people in France who invented these stupid things.
Round 11 of the Supercross took place in Houston TX this last weekend and the Reliant Astrodome. The victor came as a surprise to all those who keep up on Supercross news and who have been labotomized! Click HERE to check out the stats from Saturday.
Most times I think personalized license plates are stupid. People put these little inside jokes on the back of their car and feel cool knowing people will read it and not know what the hell the person's talking about. Well, this plate is by far the funniest I've ever heard of, and it's not even a personalized plate! It is just a random arrangment that has a kind of a funny look to it. Just click the pic to read the story on the page.
Wow. You really start to realize how starved you are for something new in your life when you buy a new cell phone and you're way excited about it. I just got a new Motorola V60c last night, and I can't wait to get outta work just to use it. It's all tiny, and metallic and cool looking. I really need something new in my life. Getting a cell phone then feeling as giddy as a boy with a puppy about it, is just plain embarassing.
At work I modified the start page for engineering so that all the pages I used frequently for work purposes, and a few I use when I'm on break, are only a click away. I have made lotsa modifications. Just click the first pic to see a full size copy of the original, or click the second pic to see my modifications.
I just saw Training Day last night with Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawk and I wasn't all too geeked about seeing it to be honest. I thought like it looked like it could be good, but my expectations weren't set too high. I have one thing to say to anyone out there who hasn't seen this movie yet, SEE IT! It rocks! This movie really deserved all the attention it got because it's a great film. It will without a doubt be a new addtion to my DVD library in the very near future.
Ok, so Halo for the XBOX rocks and all, but is it so good that people are gonna actually wanna download and listen to the theme on their PC's? Besides, it's creepy as hell.
Have you always wondered what a spider on drugs web would look like? No? Well, I never really did either, but I thought it was funny how the caffeine actually messed up the spider more than the mescaline did.
Sometimes I come across things that are so ridiculous I feel like declaring this whole earth we live on a planet of jackasses. This article tells a prime example of the stupidity our planet possesses.
I just saw a thing on the news the other day where a knot in a tree had grown and people thought it resembled the face of christ. I thought then that what I was watching was the most ridiculous thing possible. I now know that I was so wrong, because this, by far, is the most ridiculous thing in the history of the universe, after the Bee Gees.
I've decided to post my weekly Supercross newsletter on this site every time I receive it. I should have started at the beginning of the season but there's nothing I can do about that now. So, I'm starting with Round 10, at the New Orleans Superdome. Click Here to see the race results for Round 10 in New Orleans.
Ever think it was possible for someone to connect this much belly button lint, or as the author of this page likes to call it, "naval fluff"? Well, you can think it now cuz it's a fact.
I thought the first Blade kicked ass, but after seeing this trailer, and this new website for the sequel, I can't wait to see it in theatres. I don't think there's anything cooler than a sequel being able to top it's predecessor, mainly because of how rarely that happens.
You gotta visit CaptionMachine.com, it's fun and it'll help suck up your excess time. I sign all mine as fred savage like I do here, like this one for instance.
The most depressing part of spring break is the end. The first day back to work is about as painful as I imagine a colonoscopy would be. Always at the beginning of the trip, after maybe two nights, you say "5 more nights of this madness. It's gonna be rough," then at the end of the week you're goin "I can't believe the week's over already. Last night to rally!" I went to South Padre Island, TX. I had a blast. The first couple days could've been warmer but it got better as the week progressed. I got to see a pretty nice wet t-shirt contest at a place called Tequila Frog's, and I got a card and my picture taken with an ex Vivid Video star. Now she works for a website called VerticalSmiles.com. Quite the catchy title if I do say so myself. And I'll be scanning that card in within the week and I'll post it right below. I'll have pics too when I can get my friend to send them to me. Also I've decided Red Stripe is one of my all time favorite beers. The bottles are so stylish, and the beer is so good it's tolerable even if it's warm and ya gotta love that. Anyway, back to work now, more for ya later, , , , ,,
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.
