Ever wondered what all those all natural, non-toxic, non-food substances tasted like, and what their gastrointestinal effects are? Yeah, I didn't either, but apparently this guy did.
The All-Natural Prank
A few years ago there was a site on the net that let people submit their own Deep Thoughts, and then every month they would pick amongst the top five and send them out in a news letter. Every month I would send in up to five submissions. Well, I made every newsletter for 6 months and I've never been prouder (due in part to my lack of ambition for too many years to count now). Anyway, I've decided that I will be throwing in my own version of a "Deep Thought" on the side panel from now on. So, I'll start with a couple old submissions I had in that newsletter, then I'll be writing new ones. Anyway, it's good to be back working on the site and I hope I can make it better than ever. Also, any feedback I can get from anyone will be great! (I don't get near enough)
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.