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Friday, May 30, 2003

Check this game out, it's pretty fun. It's called Rescuer.

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I will be flattened by a falling piano.

How will you die? Take the Exotic Cause of Death Test

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Who want's to play Drunken Sexual Hangman?

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The man behind the man.

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Molson advertising rocks.

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"How do I prevent dropping something in my pants?"

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Thursday, May 29, 2003

Although I still can't believe this movie got made, it still intrigues me a bit.
(right click above, then hit "save target as")

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I just found this funny picture of my friend Ted.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2003

I had one of these when I was just a little bastard. I used to use it all the time.

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Just when you think you have good friends.....

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This picture is sweet.

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Oh, that's some hot stuff.

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Bad Business Name Ideas

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Tuesday, May 27, 2003

Piercing I'm cool with, but splitting just seems excessive to me.

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Friday, May 23, 2003

This is the coolest thing ever made. The following systems are installed in the BoXX:
#1: Atari 2600
#2: Nintendo (8 bit)
#3: Xbox
#4: Gamecube
#5: Playstation 2
#6: A custom gaming PC


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Thursday, May 22, 2003

I did a little site redesign today. When I first started my site and my blog I used a template and after I've gotten to know HTML a bit more I realized there was tons of junk HTML in that template so I made my own site from scratch (I hope you don't mind frames.) I also re-did my page so that I would hopefully improve my web page's loading time, but it's hard to tell right now as Blogspot isn't too reliable apparently.

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Sorry about the super slow load times today but Blogspot (my host) has been sucking major ass lately. I'm gonna change my hosting sometime soon. If anyone has any recommended hosts don't hesitate to inform me of them.

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If you want good deals on electronics, you have to check out this site. It has a stupid name, but the deals are top notch.

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I'd like to see someone convince me that these teeth wouldn't look sweet on me.

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It's about fucking time someone made an online version of Pitfall.

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Tuesday, May 20, 2003

If I ever get another dog, I've decided to name it Count Chocula, after my idol. . . . . . . Ben Savage.

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Check out this awesome White Stripes digital jukebox. I found this a while ago, but then I lost it, and now it's found again! It includes "Jolene" which is one of their most rockingest songs!

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Zack de la Rocha & DJ Shadow
"March Of Death"

White Stripes
"Seven Nation Army"

"Beat Me (remix)"

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It would be nice if this page wasn't pure bullshit.

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Monday, May 19, 2003

This seems pretty cool. It's a DVD renting technology that allows you to use your current DVD player, and just throw the disc away after 48 hours.

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Friday, May 16, 2003

I saw The Matrix Reloaded Wednesday night. Go see it! Tons of action, tons of sweet special effects, and they make the plot delve even deeper than it previously had.

For those of you who have already seen Reloaded, here's the new trailer for Revolutions. This trailer is taken from the end of the new game Enter the Matrix.

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Chat Room!!!!

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003

Keep me far, far away from this chick.

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Click here to download the sweet new Strongbad clock.

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The phone from the first Matrix movie was cool, but this one's just ridiculous.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003

Ever wish you had room for both your PC and your fish tank on your desk?

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Has anyone seen the new $20 bill?

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Wednesday, May 07, 2003

This day is lasting entirely too long. Days last forever when you're really looking forward to them being over with. I have tomorrow off as it is my b'day today and I am looking forward to having a few beers tonight.

Also, I'd like to say happy b'day to LD. It's almost ridiculous to think that it's our b'day already! Time can really fly. . . . . .

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This is the worst singer in the world. This video clip is so embarassing it almost hurts to watch it.

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What's more attractive hanging in your shower than soap on a rope?
How about if it's shaped like a human fetus!!

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People! Help me come up with an idea for an apartment to add to this building at Mr. Wong's site. My only idea was submitted to me via a friend, and that would be Strongbadia from the Strongbad E-mails. Any other ideas? Post them in my comments section.

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Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Lets see, where should I wait in line, the club with the big, stupid looking, neckless guy bouncer, or the club with the totally nude chick bouncers? Hmmm, that's quite a decision.

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Is everyone ready for this movie to rock your socks off!!
(or maybe suck them off, probably the later)

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Monday, May 05, 2003

This is one of the most hilarious stories I've ever heard.

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Friday, May 02, 2003

Check out this site to download hilarious episodes of Da Ali G show from HBO.

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I think this is funny just cuz I hate that stupid American Idle show.

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Thursday, May 01, 2003

View all the sumissions I've made to zFilter that have been posted on their main page.

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I'm not sure if this is gonna work, but click here to see something pretty awesome.

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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