Well, my Day After page has made it to 108 countries and in just 1 month and 9 days it has been viewed 63,707 times. Holy shit! I'm worried that anytime now I'm gonna end up exceeding my bandwidth limit. It's gonna happen. If I could afford more I'd buy it but I can't so enjoy this while you can.
Ok, sorry to everyone who visits the site on a regular basis but as of the past few days I've not been in a real hilarious type mood, but, as of right now, I'm gonna try and get back to my regular updates and daily bullshit (along with the occasional smut!)
I'm actually considering purchasing one of these Nap Strap deals. Airplanes today are so fucking small my knees always end up aching and I can't lean back enough to rest my head and fall asleep.
I just wanted to send this dedication out to my dog Pepper. She's been with my family since I was in fifth grade and today she died. It was so unfair what happened to her. She deserved so much better. Life is just so cruel sometimes. . . . .
I hope wherever you are right now you're happy, and I hope you know how many times over all of these years of my life you made me smile and I hope you know how much I appreciated that you were always there for me, and I want you to know that I miss you so much already.
Not sure who said this but I thought it was pretty funny:
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in
America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"
If you go here you can download for free, the game that started one of the best, most controversial series of games ever, Grand Theft Auto. You just have to sign up for the mailing list and the first game in the series is free for you to download. I remember playing it on my Playstation back in the day, trying to hit as many pedestrians as was possible then trying to escape the police. Wow, videogames sure are a fun vent from reality.
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.