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Tuesday, November 26, 2002

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Here's a pretty interesting "8 Mile" review.

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Wow. Good old Garpage Pail Kids cards. I used to have so many of these when I was just a little punk. This site has every card from every series too.
Series 1
Series 2
Series 3
Series 4
Series 5
Series 6
Series 7
Series 8
Series 9
Series 10
Series 11
Series 12
Series 13
Series 14
Series 15
Series 16

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Here's a page that has tons of funny sound clips. Check it out.

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Friday, November 22, 2002

Another tale of the neverending battle between the laptop and the penis.

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Thursday, November 21, 2002

This is a pretty sweet dirtbike game. It's hard as hell though.

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Wednesday, November 20, 2002

I think I'll just try the Atkins diet instead, thanks though, I'm gonna go vom now.

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“We call them “Man-phibians,” says Dr. Wilberforce — creatures that are part-fish, part-man, and seem equally at home on land or in water.

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Somebody please get this for me!

Panasonic DMR-HS2
Panasonic's hard-disk video recorder/DVD recorder combo.

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Which John Cusack Are You?

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Is somebody watching me? I don't know! And that's what makes this such a fantastic song! Please god, thank Rockwell for all that he's given us.

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Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Drunk friends can be pretty funny sometimes.

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The Worst Selling Grocery Items

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Monday, November 18, 2002

This flash cartoon is funny as hell just because of how absolutely ridiculous it is.

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The Wonderful World of Gummy Bear Sex

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Friday, November 15, 2002

Cabbage Converter
The web page that turns you into a cabbage!

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My religious beliefs.

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Watch this video! It's from one of the best shows ever! Watch it! WATCH IT NOW!

Then check out the rest of the site with more hilarious clips.

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Thursday, November 14, 2002

It's hard to believe that this freak was actually once human.

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Tuesday, November 12, 2002

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I think I'm gonna get this computer.

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I'm laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face. This is the best xylophone ever.
(you need a sound card for the link)

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Name That Beard!!!!!

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Check it out, flagrant advertising for my website on the hi score board of the Odd Todd memory game. You gotta play the game at least once to see the hi-score board.

(I got 9055!)

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Thursday, November 07, 2002

(don't worry there's no pictures)

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Kickups is one of those repetitive, not overly inventive games, with little or no innovation, that are totally and unstoppably addictive after the first time you play and read your score.

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Ok, so normally I don't post stuff on this site that's just me ranting. Usually I post links to things on the net and what not, but I thought this was pretty funny. It's about 9:30 thursday morning, and I've been here since 7:30, and I'm typing an e-mail a few minutes ago. As I'm typing this e-mail I see out of the corner of my eye something on my shirt. Today I have on this, I guess blue, Polo shirt with pocket and collar, and as I look over to see what I'm looking at that's on my shirt, I come to the ultimate conclusion that I'm one of the biggest asses I know. I just realized about 10 minutes ago, after wearing my shirt in the office for over 2 hours now, that it was on INSIDE OUT! Damn. . . . . . I'm retarded. For future reference, anyone reading this who works with me, has permission to just haul off and fucking smack me in the back of the head if they want without fear of any sort of retaliation whatsoever.

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Ok, ok, so I might not have used the MP3 player in the below post as much as would be warranted with a over $300 purchase, but if someone could just please pick me up this DVD burner I would be so grateful. Seriously, just consider it.

Sony DRU-500A

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Wednesday, November 06, 2002

What is it about other people's confessionals that're so entertaining? I can't figure it out, but I know they are. Check out Not Proud, it's a site where you can send in your own confessions or read confessions other people have sent in, and they're all categorized. I recommend checking out the lust section, or the best of file.

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Evil Clown Generator

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So everyone knows, nobody has bought me this yet!!!

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Monday, November 04, 2002

"with a frisbee"

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Cool Guy 1
Cool Guy 2
Cool Guy 3
Cool Guy 4
Cool Guy 5

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The Official Ninja Webpage

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Corpses for Sale

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This game looks pretty cool.

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Check out the e-mail I just got!

"Thanks for your Glossary of Perversion submission. We have added "HRA" to
both the thesaurus and the "H" section. I also added a link to your site in
your credit. Hope you enjoy. Oh, and keep an eye on your mailbox... sendin
you our latest bumper sticker and catalog.


That's twice in 2 weeks! Oh yeah!

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Friday, November 01, 2002


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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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