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Thursday, October 31, 2002

It can no longer be debated. The Japanese have invented the 2 best commercials in the history of the universe!!!!

Commercial #1
Commercial #2

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Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Would someone please buy me one of these pairs of contacts! They're so much cooler than my old ones!

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Bloody Finger-Mail

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Someone should buy me a pair of these recordable x-ray glasses.

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Mmmmmmmmm. Three year old sandwiches.

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I need to get a new computer, with a DVD Rom drive, and this program.

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Tuesday, October 29, 2002

Ok, so I'm so fucking tired of Eminem, but this song keeps growing on me, plus the movie looks like it might actually have some potential. He just needs to learn to get over himself and quit pretending like he's the king shit badass mofo from D-town that everyone must acknowledge, and try to be an average guy with some skill. Then he'd get my respect.

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Monday, October 28, 2002

My favorite joke for today.

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Guess who got a phrase published in the Glossary of Perversion! That's fuckin right, I did! Go to this page in the glossary and look for "SNE", then look who it was sent in by. Hell yeah it was sent in by Ryan from Michigan. That's me fuckers! They even sent me a bumper sticker. Where's yours at? Yeah, that's what I thought. . . . . .

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The moral of the story? Don't drive drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yatta! Yatta! Yatt! Yatta!

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Has anyone seen that show on Comedy Central called Crank Yankers? It's funny as all hell. Here a some clips from some of the shows.

Huge turd in the back seat!

He made me eat a donut off his ass.

Budonkadonk butt.

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Friday, October 25, 2002

List of Dvd's I Wanna Buy

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Tribute to the 40 oz.

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Wednesday, October 23, 2002

Damn, this program's funny as hell.

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Ok, so I like dogs. Some dogs are cool as hell. So why is it so funny to see a dog being kicked? Maybe it's because I know it's not real, so it's fun to watch. Or maybe it's just damn funny to see a dog get booted, plain and simple.

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So if I was her I'd worry that I'd snag my nipple piercings on things. Cuz I'd imagine that'd hurt quite a bit.

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If anyone out there has a Hotmail address (which only everyone, and their fucking grandma does) be careful opening e-mails. If you receive any e-mails with a file size of either between 40 and 42k, or 138k, just delete the message without opening it. Also, you're probably gonna have to check your mailbox quite often here for a while, cuz if you're anything like me, you're account will get filled up with these viruses on a nightly basis. Ok, so now, if you send this virus to all your friends, you can tell them "if only I woulda just fucking listened to Ryan."

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One of my best investments.

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Tuesday, October 22, 2002


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Would someone buy me one of these stereos? Please!!!!

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Monday, October 21, 2002

Hooker Scams - A True Story

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50 Favorite Horror Films

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Friday, October 18, 2002

Halloween can be so fun!

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Thursday, October 17, 2002

Old people are funny.

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Listen to this song. It's pretty funny.
(the volume's way low though, you might have to crank it up)

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Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Listen to these guys! They rock. They do covers of songs that you wouldn't normally think a punk-rock band would cover.

Wild World .mp3
Leaving On A Jet Plane .mp3

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Sometimes those stupid online quizzes are fun.

Which Thundercat are you?

Which Goonie are you?

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Remind me NEVER to move to Georgia!

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Tuesday, October 15, 2002

Awwwww! Look at the cute little AIDS ridden muppet.

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At least he made a valiant effort.

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It's good to know I'm not the only one who hates all those stupid pictures people bring to work and hang on their walls that their little punk kids made, even other little punk kids don't like them some time. This kid's decided to rate some of his peers work.

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Monday, October 14, 2002

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Is it just me, or is this a phenomenal poster? I think it should make a good addition to my apartment.

If anyone has a problem with me purchasing this poster, that would mean you should in fact not be visiting my website, but instead this one or perhaps this one.

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Randomly-Generated Product Ideas

Design #4106176468
It's a pudding that lasts forever! It recites haiku.

Design #1667660997
It's a retinal implant that talks! It is designed by Terence Conran and has velcro pads on the side.

Design #1270267038
It's a shirt button that changes colour! It contains alcohol and must be replaced every morning.

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Friday, October 11, 2002

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Hey, it's Dudley Dawson!

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All you tiny footed guys out there no longer have to hang your heads in shame, turns out it was all just a myth, there's no correlation whatsoever.

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Worst City in the U.S.
Byron, Illinois

Their annual Turkey Testical Festival, and they've already made it to their 24th year!

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Thursday, October 10, 2002

The moral of the story: Never contrive big complicated lies, because they'll only get you caught in the end!

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"You broke the left handle?"

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Listen to this sweaty bastard. A little hot tempered he is.

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Cool Online Games

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DVD review:
Star Wars: Episode II

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Wednesday, October 09, 2002

This site's got some funny video clips and commercials from all around the globe.

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Tuesday, October 08, 2002

"cleaning out my closet (rock re-mix)"

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Worst Idea Ever!!!!!

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Monday, October 07, 2002


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Friday, October 04, 2002

What better kind of a hat than one made of meat?

What kind do you think I should make? My best idea so far has been a SPAM sombrero.

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Thursday, October 03, 2002

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Wednesday, October 02, 2002

...and if daddy plays his cards right,
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight!
Di dee di , di dee di di dee di di dee di. . . . . . . .

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Tuesday, October 01, 2002

Test Your Reflexes

(Beat this!)

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Who likes Drew and Mike from the WRIF? Well, here's an hour and twenty minute long interview they did with Tommy Lee.

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Here are a couple fun flash games. They'll definately help you totally waste any extra time you have on your hands.

Gravity Ball 2

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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