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Friday, August 30, 2002

Would someone buy me this already!

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Snake Charmer - mens underwear
"I make extraordinary underwear. All for boys and men. These handmade underwear and lingerie are decorated with frilled lace and ribbons.
So graceful, pretty and fancy. Not sexy.
Appreciate my artistic underwear."

(click image to enlarge !!!!!! Please!!!!)

(P.S. - I wanted me be sure we all knew that the above statement was a quote from the website and was not one of my own. Just wanted to be sure everyone knew that, cuz I am personally scared of the owner of that website, and would like not to be affiliated with him by any means!)

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(Warning! Disturbing! Safe for work though!)

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Wednesday, August 28, 2002

I am so going to see Matrix Reloaded when it comes out. Checked out their website lately?

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Yep, gotta hate those runner's trots.

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Yeah, that's correct. He was 81 and cavorting around in a field having sex with cows. That sounds about right.

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Is it just me, or is it not shocking that a guy looking like the one shown below, could be caught screwing a frozen chicken?

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So, there was a pretty nice hack performed this morning. The RIAA website was hacked. For the uninformed among you, the RIAA are the ones responsible for the tyranny in the recording industry. The ones responsible for the downfall of Napster and the general uneasy attitude felt towards the music industry as a whole. The site was was pretty funny. It's down now, but the front page is still available for viewing as it's been mirrored already. It stated that the RIAA had changed their mind and now supported the downloading of free music off the internet. There were actually links to mp3's you could download for free, straight off the RIAA site. Pretty cool idea. Made me laugh when I checked it out. The idea of being able to download illegal mp3's from the RIAA is one that should be very much appreciated. It's appreciated by some so much in fact, FARK is now offering shirts.

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Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Need the case art work for a cd you've recently burned? Go no further than cdcovers.cc. Their collection just keeps getting better and better.

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I am so buying this set when it comes out.

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Ok, so I know this is old, and all mainstream now, but I never knew who this was before, primarily because I'm a square, and I just found these videos at the Darude website, and I thought I'd share them with you cuz they're some pretty killer songs.
Darude - sandstorm
Darude - feel the beat

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Friday, August 23, 2002

I just bought this digital camera off of Ebay for $70. It's not the best camera in the world, but for that kinda money it's a steal.

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So, which of these ringtones should I currently be using on my cell phone?

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Who rocks? Alf rocks!

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Thursday, August 22, 2002

You know what this page needs? More Mr. T!

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A LifeGem is a certified, high quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique and wonderful life.

Simply put, we have discovered how to capture the carbon that was always present, and until now, lost during cremation. Once captured, this carbon is placed in one of our unique diamond presses replicating the awesome forces of nature – heat and pressure. A diamond that takes millions of years to occur naturally can now be created from the carbon of your loved one in a matter of weeks.

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Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Since I don't have a camera of any sort, I'm seriously considering getting this one. It's so cheap right now, plus they throw in a lotta free stuff.

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Now I want this phone. I have the wrong provider, and I'm in the wrong continent, but I still want it!

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Who wants to go to the zoo and feed the mammoths? For real!

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Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Wanna hear a funny as hell radio station? If you answered yes, first login to your Yahoo! e-mail account, then go to this link. Includes Dennis Leary, George Carlin, Chris Rock, and more!!!!!

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Am I unusual in saying that I have a lotta friends who apparently are drunks because I've received this e-mail about 25 times?

"If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron,you
would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With
Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you
had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not
the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would
have $214.00. Based on the above, my current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle!"

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Failed Celebrity Named Magazines

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Monday, August 19, 2002

It might take a nerd to appreciate this, but I thought it was pretty cool.

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Friday, August 16, 2002

Let the bodies hit the flo!

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Do your boobs hang low?

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Thursday, August 15, 2002

Hide your horses!

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Wednesday, August 14, 2002

What's that picture of Elvis made of you say? Yes, you guessed correct! It's burnt toast!

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Tuesday, August 13, 2002

The Japanese sure do like their silly cartoons.

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I think I might have to buy these for my dog.

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Monday, August 12, 2002

This is one of the worst ways to commit suicide I've ever even heard of.

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The Tall Man

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Friday, August 09, 2002

I'm goin to see the White Stripes/Strokes concert at Chene Park in Detroit tonight. It's so gonna rawk!

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Who here like's Tenacious D? Who wants to see their best video?

(probably not safe for work)

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I wish I would have found this web page years ago. I hate when dumb bastards forward me e-mails about syringes in coin returns on phones, or how I'll receive thousands on top of thousands of dollars when I forward some totally pointless e-mail. Just for the record for all the ignorant, e-mail using turds of the world, E-MAILS CANNOT BE TRACED! NO COMPANY CAN SEND YOU MONEY! THE SYRINGES IN THE COIN RETURN SLOTS HAVE ALL BEEN SNATCHED UP BY HOMELESS GUYS ALREADY WHO DESPERATELY NEEDED THEM! DON'T FORWARD STUPID E-MAILS! If you get an e-mail and your not sure if it's valid or not, go to this site and check it out for yourself before making other people suffer through your own stupidity. And to all of you out there who do this already, thank you very much, but still read this page, it's damn funny.

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I'm now officially scared shitless of barnacles.

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This is the best thing Michigan's ever produced.

(this is a real sign on a Michigan e-way. I swear to god! I've seen it!)

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I gotta try some of these pranks! Especially the really disruptive ones.

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Thursday, August 08, 2002

I know I already have the V-60c, but I want the V-60i now. It seems pretty damn sweet, plus I know they get better reception than my Z-800.

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If you haven't seen Goldmember yet, get off yer dumb ass and get to the theater. I laughed so hard I cried. It's the best in the series so far.

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How men ruin a romantic evening.

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Tuesday, August 06, 2002

Hello. I'm Mr. Johnson. Kittens like to play with my tongue

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Crazy foreign pong!

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Monday, August 05, 2002

So this guy says you can put a tattoo on his forehead for a year if you pay the price, and he won't take it off. Hmmm. Sounds interesting. I think I would put "I'm a fucking jackass!" on his forehead. Now that would be money well spent.

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Ok, so scientology scares the shit outta me in the first place. Now I'm truly scared all to hell of those shady, cultist freaks because they've built themselves a huge fucking fortress in Florida. That's just great.

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Friday, August 02, 2002

100 Greatest Music Videos of All Time

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Thursday, August 01, 2002

"Men love nipples! We hate to sound sexist, but it's true. Just ask any guy. So read on and find out how well bodyperks have worked for others. We think you'll agree that bodyperks are a fun way to compliment the beauty that is already in you."

Is it just me or are sne's just plain hot?

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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