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Friday, May 31, 2002

Pillsbury Doughboy! What are you doing!!?

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Thursday, May 23, 2002

Ok, so if I had to pick two people that were the epitome of the word beautiful to me, #1 would be Jessica Alba, and here's my #2 choice.

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Ok, so this movie looks totally badass. It's sure to blow away any other movie or show, ever made, with dragons in it.

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Ok, so if I had to pick two people that were the epitome of the word beautiful to me, #1 would be Jessica Alba, and here's my #2 choice.

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My opinion is just let this N'Sync fucker get sent into space, then ask him to go outside and fix the jets or something, and dump his fruity ass. The world would be a better place if this happened.

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You know your life's heading down the shitter when the biggest ordeal you've dealt with in years is the theft of your California raisin lawn ornament.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2002

I'm not sure if this is sick, or funny, or too sick to be funny, but I know I was laughing my ass off after watching for about a minute. Looks a lot like my dog Pepper.

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Tuesday, May 21, 2002

They make instructions for everything nowadays!

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I'll toast to that!!!!!
To hell with all those liver worries then!!!!

(I wonder if I can get them to print this article in poster size for me)

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According to a recent survey done by a toilet paper company, 1% of all employees admit to taking a nap on the shitter. Wow, I'll pass on that one at my place of employment thank you very much. I'm convinced several of my co-workers have bowels that are rotting from the inside out.

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Monday, May 20, 2002

I've not seen anything this amazing in my 22 years on this planet. It's called The Intelligent Wordpad, give it a try!

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Friday, May 17, 2002

This is definitely comedy for the imbecile in every one of us.

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Thursday, May 16, 2002

FACT: The average desk contains 400 times the bacteria of the average toilet.

Yeah, thanks for telling me now, I just ate here.

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The trailer for Matrix Reloaded makes the movie look like it's gonna be pretty badass.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2002

I can't think of a way to describe what I think is the best feature on a female without saying "budonkadonk butt", especially if I'm calling the village voice describing to the lady on the phone what I want my personal ad to say.

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Wednesday, May 08, 2002

So, who here wants to see Yoda in a light saber fight, jumping around, doing flips, shooting lightning outta his hands?

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Monday, May 06, 2002

Ok, so it's my birthday tomorrow and that sucks. Tuesday? What the hell kinda day is Tuesday to have your b'day? I wish it was wednesday cuz then I'd party it up at the bar in Toledo that night, but noooooo! I'll probably just end up having dinner somewhere, then a couple beers somewhere , then home. Going from your "super-cool 21st" to your "nothing's happening 22nd" sucks. . . ... . Wow, am I ever a bitch, how bout I just cry myself a river. . .. at least I had fun at Scarletts on Friday night. . . . . . . gotta love the 2 for $25!. . . . .

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Friday, May 03, 2002

What better place to dump a 55 gallon barrel of goat semen than a nature preserve?

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Ok, so when I was a kid my favorite thing in the world was the transformers. They kicked ass, shot laser guns, had a movie with swear words and Casey Kasem, they were just the shit, but there were always things about them that I couldn't stand, and following that train of thought, someone's made a list of:
The Worst 10 Transformers of All Time

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Wednesday, May 01, 2002

In Australia, when a soccer player bites another soccer player's nuts, you get suspended for 10 games and that's it. I think I'll not play soccer over there anytime soon. I like my nuts whole and not in bit sized pieces thank you very much.

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Wake Forest sounds like such a pathetic place that it scares me. You know you're going to a super lame college when the best thing to do on a weekend night, is hang out with a buncha guys, get a pig drunk, somehow remove it's tail, and leave it in the park.

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Not sure how good this site is, but I just wanted to remember to visit it when I wasn't at work. Girls celebrating the end of finals by wearing wet t-shirts, and no shirts at all, sounds like a damn fine idea to me.

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Fetal Bowling Balls

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Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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