According to a recent survey done by a toilet paper company, 1% of all employees admit to taking a nap on the shitter. Wow, I'll pass on that one at my place of employment thank you very much. I'm convinced several of my co-workers have bowels that are rotting from the inside out.
Ok, so it's my birthday tomorrow and that sucks. Tuesday? What the hell kinda day is Tuesday to have your b'day? I wish it was wednesday cuz then I'd party it up at the bar in Toledo that night, but noooooo! I'll probably just end up having dinner somewhere, then a couple beers somewhere , then home. Going from your "super-cool 21st" to your "nothing's happening 22nd" sucks. . . ... . Wow, am I ever a bitch, how bout I just cry myself a river. . .. at least I had fun at Scarletts on Friday night. . . . . . . gotta love the 2 for $25!. . . . .
Ok, so when I was a kid my favorite thing in the world was the transformers. They kicked ass, shot laser guns, had a movie with swear words and Casey Kasem, they were just the shit, but there were always things about them that I couldn't stand, and following that train of thought, someone's made a list of: The Worst 10 Transformers of All Time
Not sure how good this site is, but I just wanted to remember to visit it when I wasn't at work. Girls celebrating the end of finals by wearing wet t-shirts, and no shirts at all, sounds like a damn fine idea to me.
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.