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Wednesday, February 27, 2002

I gotta get the new Evil Dead Special Edition (shown below) in it's special "book of the dead" case. IGN.com gave it a killer review.

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Which of these shirts should I buy?
I think I'm probably goin with either the blumpkin or the dirty sanchez.
(click the shirt to see its page)

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Tuesday, February 26, 2002

Most people don't know this, but. .. . . . .

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This is what happens when your site gets listed on memepool.com.

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In the mood for hours of thoughtless gaming goodness? This is the place for you then.

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Monday, February 25, 2002

Is it just me or are there other people out there who harbor an unbridled bloodlust towards that stupid country to our north? Well, if you're interested, pay a little visit to this site, it's called DestroyCanada.com, and it should be right up your alley.

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Sunday, February 24, 2002

I don't know if this is how everyone feels, but as of the past couple years I think there have been quite a few songs that were re-done by new or just plain different bands that were quite good. I stumbled across this title at ArtistDirect.com the other day that I think really rocks. It's a tune called What a Wonderful World sung by Joey Ramone. Give it a listen, it's pretty damn good.

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Friday, February 22, 2002

Would I be correct in assuming that right now, you'd really like to listen to the Dukes of Hazzard theme song?
Would I also be correct in assuming that you'd be just fine never having heard it play in reverse?

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So, if you're out bungee jumping and this happens, don't bungee jump anymore!

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What is it about this tomb stone that makes me think maybe this guys friends were't in actuality too fond of him?

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Is it just me, or is Alyssa Milano ungodly hot?

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Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Sad things happen in our society today. People do things they shouldn't, people say things they shouldn't, but worst of all is when people forget things they shouldn't. One of these examples being the movie the below image is from. It's Lucas's best work as far as I'm concerned.

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Ok, so today I was checking my Yahoo! mail and at the first screen this picture popped up.

So let me ask you this question, what in the hell does this pic have to do with horoscopes? NOTHING! I've never seen more blatant false advertising. I was hoping for maybe a sexy female in a bikini giving out horoscopes, but noooooo! Or maybe even a topless, 3 nippled chick, ala Mallrats, but much to my disappointment none of the above. This false advertising was brought to you by some scam artist goin by the name of Sara Freder and clicking the link sent you to this shitty page (I don't recommend visiting) . Is it just me or does anyone else hopes this women drowns in a pool of her own vomit?

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So, lets try and figure this out. What's better, an Oreo or a DVD?

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Friday, February 15, 2002

I'm pretty sure this is what would happen if I piloted tug boats.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2002

Have you ever woken up after a long night at the bar and wondered, "what the hell happened last night?" Well, worry no longer, now you'll know exactly what happened.

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Friday, February 08, 2002

I should be here right now! I'm so damn jealous of all the bastards that're down there partying it up as we speak. Those people suck. Next year I'm goin down there to drink, eat gumbo, and see all the breasts I can handle...

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I know I've only had my car for 7 months now, but I want one of these!

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Thursday, February 07, 2002

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Have you ever wondered exactly how to bury a drunk? I got your step by step process right here.

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Wednesday, February 06, 2002

I gotta get to the store today so I can pick up Wreckless for my XBOX. The graphics look pretty tight from this video clip. I'm in the middle of deciding how important school is tonight as we speak.

UPDATE: I decided to go to the store and buy the game at lunch and now I've decided school this evening isn't important to me at all seeings as how I have the game in hand. . . . .

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Ok, so I think I'm with about 95% of the males in the United States when I say I think that the Man Show is one fine piece of work. I wish it was on every night. When I think of the man show though, one person comes to mind, the man show boy.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2002

It sure is amazing some of the childrens books they come out with today.

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Monday, February 04, 2002

The pics at the top of the page are coming to you courtesy of Supercross.com . I do hate the fact that those bastards are making me wait till April 13 to see a round, even though I know it'll just be another "Let's watch Carmichael kick everyone's ass event." I'm hoping Lusk pulls it off though.

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They have some cool stuff at the Urban website. If I could get anything though I'd get this kickass wallpaper.

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If you have the chance to go see any movie right now, make it Black Hawk Down. This movie is great. It was better than I had even hoped for.

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So Mlife is a new type of cell phone service from AT&T? Not quite what I was hoping for.

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Friday, February 01, 2002

Here's some more funny clips from Q95.5. They call them War of the Roses. What they do is have people call in and have free roses sent to their boyfriend or girlfriend and they broadcast it on the air. The thing is they tell them they can have them sent to whoever they want and some people have them sent to people other than their boyfriends or girlfriends and their real boyfriend or girlfriend is just being quiet on the line, and at that time my friends, is when it get's good. Just take a listen.

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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