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Thursday, January 31, 2002

If you're looking for a place to waste a little time, maybe play a few games, then I've got the place for ya.


Comments by: YACCS


My opinion on radio talk shows now a days isn't a very good one. Most of the people just aren't funny any more. I did happen to stumble across one station though that has some pretty funny fellas hosting in the morning. This station's called Q95.5 and the show in the morning's called Mojo in the Morning. The best part of the show is the part they call phone scams. There are some truly funny ones. If you've got a few free minutes you have to check them out, and I've linked to several of them right here.


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Wednesday, January 30, 2002

Oh yes, it's a new Sandler flick! And it looks to me like he's goin back to his more stupid roots, much like Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore! God bless America!


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Some people are just hilarious because they seem like they actually have no sense of humor at all. One person who I'm nearly sure lacks any kind of a sense of humor is Christopher Walken, and if you like him you gotta listen to this SNL skit.
(you might have to right click and hit "save as")


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Can anyone out there even come close to fathoming a better idea than listening to an old Mr. T breakfast cereal commercial right now?
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Doesn't it always seem like after people have been visiting there's toilet problems? Maybe leave this note out next time and that won't happen. Also, this note got left on the wrong car. Apparently this car was the same as her boyfriends, now he's in a whole helluva lotta trouble when he pages her. The funny thing is I can just imagine how hard I'd laugh if a note like that got left on my car by accident. Damn that'd be great.


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You should listen to this song by Custom, called "Hey Mister". You can get the video here. It's got some lyrics I think are funny, (although most fathers might not share my perspecitve on that) plus, it's actually a good song. The part where it gets faster isn't my favorite though. They could make an edit without that part and I think it'd be better.


Is the world going crazy? Look how good of reviews I'm getting on "HotOrNot.com".

HOT or NOT
Official Rating
9.9
based on 137 votes

Check out my picture!

My raw votes:
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IGN.com has been doing this thing for a while now called Project Mayhem (like Fight Club) where people just send in all kinds of pranks to pull on people. My favorite idea from this issue is to piss in someones humidifier so that it fills their room with piss smog. Man, that would be funny.


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Monday, January 28, 2002

To all the ladies out there, if you ever get someone calling your home, telling you about a recall on your vibrator, don't trust them!


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If you've never been to the Bonsai Kitten site you've truly been missing out. The art of growing the skeletal structure of a feline to shape around the inside of a specified container is such a great idea. Also, don't forget to stop by the Bonsai Kitten Kids section and the guestbook.


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Anyone in the mood for a random chicken?


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Not only does this book focus on the import and export of ass meat, it was also written by the the Ass Meat Research Group.


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I like the part in this clip where the little bike the kid's riding goes sailing in the air after he hits the curb. He was goin pretty fast for such a little guy.


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This is one of the damn funniest commercials I've ever seen. I literally was sitting in my cubicle here at work with tears in my eyes from laughing.


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Did you hear about the brave granny that survived being attacked by a killer swan, named Hans, who tried to drown her?

"The swan got hold of my buttocks and started hauling me toward the lake, which was about 20 feet away. I kicked and screamed and struggled every inch of the way, but he was more powerful than me," still-shaken Mrs. Nilssen told reporters. "He pulled me under water and every time I tried to come up for air, that bird pushed me back down. There's no question in my mind that evil bird meant to murder me."


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It sure is a good thing that Whitehouse.org has got all the information you'll ever need to be a cigarette safe kid. For instance, rule #1 states to keep your cigarettes away from water, and rule #2 tells you bedtime smoking smarts. I tell you what, before this web site, it must have been dangerous to smoke as a kid.


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Show the world just how much you truly love your country by volunteering to get you mandatory patriotic tattoo today!


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Friday, January 25, 2002

Make cool HTML pics like this, at Pic2HTML.


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This banner pretty much explains everything I think.


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Oh yes, just seeing this game reminds me of the hundreds of thousands of hours I spent in front of the old Atari 2600 as a youngin.



p.s. - noooo, I have no idea the proper spelling of "youngin", or "youngen", or whatever, , , , prick.


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Thursday, January 24, 2002

Who wants to call Marla Singer? 555-0134 ....that tourist,
or maybe Moe's Tavern? 555-1239,
how about the Ghostbusters? 555-2020


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Japan has the coolest vending machines. Out of any old vending machine on any street in Japan you can pick up:
-bottles of whiskey
-pornos
-contraceptives
-mild amphetamines
-sake
-fresh steaks
-canned sweat
-and mobile phones, so that you can call the wife to tell her you've drank too much sake to be able to use the contraceptives you bought when she sent you out to buy fresh steaks. . . .


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Is it just me, or does this Resident Evil movie look pretty damn sweet?


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Wednesday, January 23, 2002

Who here wants to see where I'm staying on spring break from March 1 thru March 8th? And after doing some internet research, there's some promising looking clubs on that island too.


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I hope nobody bought this.


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"Last night!!!! She said!!!!"


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NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! and also That explains it. . . . .


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Tuesday, January 22, 2002

Want to be on a web page that millions of people view each day, but do you still want to be fully clothed, and you're against violating animals in that dirty way? Send in your submissions to Human Clock today. Be original too, don't make lame submissions, or else I'll send this guy after ya.


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So this past year a movie really got under my radar and I hadn't heard much about it until I rented it and then I was blown away. Now, every time I think of the movie I remember Sammy Jenkis.


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Friday, January 18, 2002

The people of the south have so much to offer this country. Fact of the matter is if it was up to just Michigan, you'd probably never get to see a mobile home on stilts, which is really just a shame. Up until recently I never knew even what just Missouri had to offer, but now I've discovered all the positive points because of MissouriTrailerTrash.com.


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Ok, so whats with the word "colonel" anyway? Why is it pronounced like "kernal"? It just doesn't make any sense at all. The word "colonial" is pronounced exactly like it's spelled, and it's not pronounced "ker-ni-al". I think we should revoke this as a word, or if we're gonna keep it, pronounce it like it's spelled, co-lo-nel. Also, if we end up keeping the word and just pronouncing it differently, I think we need to take it away from Colonel Sanders. What the hell is he a colonel of anyway? He's Colonel Chicken? How in the hell did he get that title owning and operating a chain of fast food restaurants? I guess who really gives a rats ass, I'm just confused, and still thinking about how much I hated the movie Jeepers Creepers.


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I watched a movie called Jeepers Creepers the other night and I couldn't even express my feelings towards it in a reasonable amount of space, so I posted it on it's own page. Click HERE to read the review.


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Thursday, January 17, 2002

How come whenever you're not allowed to do something you want to so bad? Like right now I feel like watching The Fast and the Furious or maybe a Jerry Bruckheimer film, or goin panda bear hunting, but alas, I'm at work and that's not allowed.


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Friday, January 11, 2002

To me, there's really only one newspaper worth reading. I've come to the conclusion that most papers don't include articles about all the interesting things that go on in the world.

What else could explain this?



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FOUND: 1 pair of slightly used underpants.


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Someone buy me this computer!


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Would anyone out there be interested in a portable CD player with a 10 or 20 gig hard drive, that will rip music to the hard drive in MP3 format and bypass CD copyright protection, then transfer the MP3's to your PC via a USB port?

Yeah, me too. . . . . .


Comments by: YACCS
Tuesday, January 08, 2002

Is it just me, or should they call Apples new design the LampMac instead.

I'm pretty sure those design people have suffered some major head trauma.


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If anyone can find a game as simple, and as addictive as Java Cave they're an amazing person.


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Ok, so I know everyone's seen all these posters before, but I still laugh whenever I see one of them.



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If there is a guy out there who doesn't like Maxim magazine they're either gay, or illiterate and that's all there is to it. No other magazine can include so many good articles that don't require too huge of an attention span and show so many beautiful women, yet still be legal to sell to 13 year old boys. This country is a great place.

Also, try this Maxim online quiz. It's pretty funny, but actually takes some knowledge to get all the answers correct. I got 10 out of 14.


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Friday, January 04, 2002

So, I've been running a little dry lately. Haven't been able to come up with much to post. Here's something though. Here's a list of all the MP3's I have on my computer here at work. This is what I listen to pretty much all day monday thru friday. All you gotta do is just click on each respective column to enlarge it.


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Thursday, January 03, 2002

I wake up some mornings nearly positive that I've done something horrible to piss god off. Like this morning for instance, I awoke to a house that was right about 55 degrees. Yep, that's correct, the furnace went out, or rather the thermostat fubared and stopped the furnace from working. Does anyone have any idea how horrible it is to have to make it up stairs and into the bathroom in the morning in a house that's about 55 degres in only your drawers? Nope, it's not enjoyable at all. Matter of fact it downright sucks. Funny part about it all though is that I'm feeling unusually chipper today. It's almost the weekend already even though I've only been to work for a day and a couple hours, I just got a sweet new DVD player and 24x CD burner and yesterday I snagged The Fast and the Furious on DVD and I'm feeling good about things in general. I gotta get down to Toledo soon though, so I can get a new apartment guide cuz I need to find a cool place down there by February. I'm ready to get the hell outta here, Monroe is shit-town. Anyway, a little later there'll be some silly links and pics and what not, just felt like rambling here. .. .


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Wednesday, January 02, 2002

Ok, so it's been a while since I've updated but I haven't been to work since the 20th of December and that's where I do my updating so get over it. I went to Space for New Years Eve and it rocked! I can't even remember the last time I had that much fun. The place was packed, and everyone there was being cool, and they had pretty smooth music, although they could have played the pump panel mix of New Order's "Confusion" one or two times fewer and I woulda been a little bit happier. Anyway, all in all, I would recommend Space to anyone in the Detroit area that's looking for a good club, with cool people, and good music.


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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