If someone's here who can help me, please tell me why this f*cking page is taking so long to load now! I keep looking for a connection somewhere in the HTML that's failing, but I just can't figure out what it is and it's pissing me off!
(i fixed it!)
I've been having a hard time even getting on to CollegeHumor.com lately. That site's gettin more and more popular with each passing moment. They've always got so many damn interesting links to, like this one that links to tons of bootleg MP3's of bands playing in concert, and this one which is just truly wrong.
Made it to the theater yesterday to see Sin City, and if you haven't seen it yet, get up off your lazy asses and head to the theater, PRONTO! Leave the kids at home though cuz I'm pretty sure some of the visuals in this one might turn them into either future mental patients or serial killers. Also, bring napkins or Kleenex with you to blot the saliva or whatever other bodily fluids that'll be pooling in your lap after seeing JessicaAlba make you pray that you'll be re-incarnated as a stripper pole like you never have before.
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.