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Monday, June 30, 2003

True things you cannot live without knowing.


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Sunday, June 29, 2003

Who needs a new, sweet + hot wallpaper for their computer?


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Friday, June 27, 2003

These are some of the funniest chat room messages I have ever read. My eyes were literally watering as I read them.


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Hottest triplets ever?


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Who want's to play the Stripperella game?

(try hitting "Q" when the game is in progress)


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Thursday, June 26, 2003

James Ricci needs to get an incredibly hard bitch slap that's for damn sure.


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Wednesday, June 25, 2003



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Holy shit! Ecto Cooler is back!!!!!


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This is a pretty sweet picture of the earth taken by some new European satellite.


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The question I have is how could someone end up flushing something like that accidentally?


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I just got my archives all in working order again. You should be able to go all the way back to the start of my page with them. Of course, lots of the links are now defunct, but there's a lot of quality material there.


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Who remembers the animated sitcom called The Critic from it's days on Fox and it's re-runs on Comedy Central? Well, he's back! Now he's returned to the internet for his new show.


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This is so hot!
(this is an old post but need to be re-posted)


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Tuesday, June 24, 2003

These dolls are beyond a shadow of a doubt one of the creepiest things I have ever seen in my life. They are so creepy that they actually really intrigue me. I've posted this link before, but it needed re-posting just because of my utter fascination. Creepy, creepy, creepy.


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Monday, June 23, 2003

That crazy Arnie!


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This guy's arms are just fucking gross looking. How could be not expect a blowout after all that inflating?


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Listen to this sweet interview with the guys who invented HomestarRunner.com


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Hungry? How about a toe sandwich?


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Check out the virtual tour of the house I'll be living in in just short of 2 weeks. Also, buy this house so I can move to Toledo!


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Friday, June 20, 2003

Ever wonder what it's like to blow up a maggot infested dead deer with a stick of dynamite? Well, then you're pretty fucked up, and also you'll probably enjoy this video.


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If you want free magazine subscriptions to mags like Maxim, Stuff, Blender or Computer Gaming Monthly, then visit this site and sign up. I actually found this site a while ago but thought it seemed too good to be true so I just signed up then forgot about it. Yesterday, in the mail, my first free Stuff arrived from my free two year subscription! So, sign up and get free mags! It's legit, totally free, and no credit cards are required. Actually, you don't even have to include your real name it's so generic of a form. My stuff is being delivered to a certain Fred Savage. Yeah, that's right , of The Wizard fame.


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Thursday, June 19, 2003

I'd really like to see this movie (Open Your Eyes), to compare it to Vanilla Sky, which was it's Americanized version. I've heard it was better than Vanilla Sky, which I personally really liked, so I think it should be pretty good.


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Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Stupid cats.


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Taking pictures of unsuspecting asses all around the world!


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It's pretty cool that there is actually an organization that recommends flashing your headlights at those fucking asshats that drive slow in the left lane. I think I wanna join their club.


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Tuesday, June 17, 2003

This is one of the coolest websites I've discovered recently. It's all about horror movies and stuff having to do with horror movies. Check it out.


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They really need to do this in the U.S.


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This is gonna be my next cell phone. I've been waiting for Verizon to come out with a camera phone for a fucking coon's age.


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Check out this sweet Old School game.


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Friday, June 13, 2003

Somebody buy this fucking house so I can move to Toledo! There should be a virtual tour up Friday the 20th.


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Thursday, June 12, 2003

Check out this Honda ad. It's real, it took 606 takes to get correct, and it cost 6 million dollars to make.
(p.s. - The tires are weighted. You'll know what I'm talking about in a minute.)


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This is one of the coolest, most extensive case mods I've ever seen. He hollowed out an old monitor, replaced the front with an LCD monitor so he could fill the rest of the empty case with the guts from the computer. It's pretty cool looking because now all the drives open right outta the monitor.


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Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Check this game out, it's pretty cool. I'm not sure what the name of it is though since it's not in English.


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I don't like the idea of having to reach in there to get my mail.



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Try this game, it's like a shadier virtual stock market, but with drugs.
Virtual Drug Dealer
My high score is $10,320,888


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Yes, the most holiest of times is finally upon us. The Transformers live action movie starts pre-production.


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Scientists determine that people aren't "hairy like ah-nee-mull" because early humans shed their body hair to avoid bug bites.


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"Officials said Woods, who was fishing at the time, was playing with a bluegill in his mouth when it began squirming and lodged itself in his throat Sunday."

WHY!!!!


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Who wants to see a world record tumor?


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Tuesday, June 10, 2003

I've discovered that one of the biggest problems with AlfForPresident's loading time was coming from the comments on the page. So for the time being I've removed the comment boxes to allow for a much speedier page generation time. If anyone knows of a good comment host, send me a quick e-mail by way of my Yahoo! address. Later!


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Monday, June 09, 2003

MikeTheHeadlessChicken.com


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PETA Sucks


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If you don't watch Strongbad e-mails every week, then start right now!
FHQWHGADS


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Thursday, June 05, 2003

I'm reposting this because it's the absolute most hilarious story ever! If you didn't read it before, read it now!
The Ryan's Steakhouse Story


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Check out this page for some sweet no longer available indie rock MP3s.


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If someone would pick this up, and purchase, this package for me I'd really really really appreciate it. Thanks!


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I just updated my games page to list over 20 more games!


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Check out these stupid Asian trucks.


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Wednesday, June 04, 2003

Make Your Own South Park Character


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Asshole.


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This is the apartment in Toledo I'm gonna move into. Check out the new Mudhens field (Fifth Third) on the roof view. That's right out the living room window of the apartment!


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www.TardDance.com


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Tuesday, June 03, 2003

I need to pick this up today. It's the Animatrix.
(wait a sec to let the movie clip load)


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Coolest outfit ever?


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Would someone please buy me one of these! Come on people!!!


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I want this watch. It would be cool to be able to cart files around to work and school with it. Yeah, I'm a nerd.


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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