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Friday, February 28, 2003

That's my motto too!


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Antique Vibrator Museum


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The evil Care Bears must die!


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It's a great day! They've finally invented an electric toothbrush that connects to your computer! There sure would be a huge fucking advantage in doing that!


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Thursday, February 27, 2003

Slap That Ho!


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Wednesday, February 26, 2003

This site has some of the best wallpapers I've ever seen.


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This game made me want to wash my hands when I was finished, only cuz
I was at work though, I never do at home.

(try hard enough and I think you can smell the urinal cakes)


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If I was gonna own a truck, it would be this one.


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Stupid deer.


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This pretty much sums up what using Kazaa and/or any other peer to peer software is like.


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I was able to get "Old School" last night. I'm gonna put it on a VideoCD today. The sound quality's not the best, but it's good enough to enjoy a silly comedy like that. Also, last night I was able to grab "Informer" by Snow off the net. Yeah, that's right, I rock. Look forward to it being posted here in the very near future cuz it most definitely will be.


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Would you rather mame and kill Carrot Top or that stupid "Dude, you got a Dell" bastard?


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Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Anyone here like Everclear? Click HERE to listen to their newest single that'll be on their not yet released album coming out on March 11.


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As an homage to all the people that died last week, "Once Bitten Twice Shy" is now a permanent part of my mp3 playlist here at work.


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This is a pretty interesting clock.


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Go see Old School right now!
It was quite possibly the best comedic experience I've ever had at the theatre in my entire life!


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Monday, February 24, 2003

I think I like Tokyo's sense of fashion. They opted for the style that likes to hurt guys in the pants.
(safe for work)


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This is a pretty sweet Phantasm reference.


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HOT!!!!


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Friday, February 21, 2003

Ridiculous! Simply ridiculous!


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The funny part about my page is that I get over 100 unique hits a day, every single day, but about 1 comment every 2 months gets left by one of my visitors! Leave me some comments people! Please! I'd really like some input here. Tell me if something is funny, or if something you know of relates to a link I posted, or tell me a link sucks! Whatever you want is cool, but please just give me some input! How about if you leave me 3 comments, I'll send you a file with all these polyphonic ringtones in it. There a some sweet ringtones here. You could probably hock them on eBay if you felt so inclined for a few bucks.


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I know a lotta people wouldn't like this, but this website stole two links right off of the front of my web page. They link to the Rocky Blueface page and they stole the link to the super hottub, and I'm flattered! Finally people are actually checking out my page and I'm enjoying it. Plus I'm up to 34 countries having checked out my webpage. That's a whole lotta countries! My two favorite visiting countries are Bermuda and Russian Federation.


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Eyelash Creatures


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Thursday, February 20, 2003

If you wanna hear an excellent song, made for an excellent movie, just click here. If you fucking suck you won't enjoy it though, so don't bother.


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Check out this freaky morphing picture of Michael Jackson over they years and get a chance to see what he looked like when he used to be human.


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Check out all the countries that have visited my Rocky Blueface page in the past 2 days!


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A Yahoo news article has the dirtiest skating pose ever.


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Anyone out there wish you were partying it up right now? Well, here's comething that'll remind you of being at a party, it's a simulated drunk.


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Could someone please buy me this hot tub!


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Wednesday, February 19, 2003

He hasn't demonstrated this fact yet, but he solemnly believes in it.


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DISCO SQUIRRELS!!!


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Tuesday, February 18, 2003

My "Rocky Blueface" page made another appearance on a new site today. It's called the "Back to the Future Weblog" and it's not even from this country! Click here to see the site in English, or here to see it in it's original language.


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Check it out! It's been 2 weeks and 1 day now and my Rocky Blueface page has gotten 4000 unique hits! That's definitely a record for a page of mine!


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Hey there all you stupid fucking anti-war protestors, Saddam thanks you! Thanks for making him feel better cuz you're a fucking waste of flesh.


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Monday, February 17, 2003

Wanna hear a shit ton of sweet Ralph Wiggum quotes?


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Check out this freakish lightning strike!


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Check out all these sweet cartoon has beens.
"Me Grimlock happy to see The Critic again!"


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Friday, February 14, 2003

Here's a Happy Valentines Day cartoon!


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Look closely for hands.


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Mole People Found Underground!

Mutant Smart Mosquitoes
Terrorize Louisiana


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Thursday, February 13, 2003

"Put a candle in the window."
What a good song that is. I know that's not the name, but if you know the song from that little bit of the lyrics, you can appreciate how fantastic it is, and you'll probably want to click there and listen to it again.
(if you want to save it you'll want to right click and hit "save as" on the link)


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Want to buy a new cell phone? Try this one! It's got color screen, has the cords to connect to your pc, and has over 100 polyphonic ringtones included with the auction!


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I don't know how useful this site is really, but it's pretty neat.


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Wednesday, February 12, 2003

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"
(safe for work)


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Amazing Pencil Carving Art


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This is great!
(not safe for work!)


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Eat that booger!


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Now that's a talented tugboat captain!


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Who remembers the "Wacky Wall Crawler!"


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Tuesday, February 11, 2003

I'm gonna have to say this would make for some pretty good wallpaper.


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This kid is a fucking weirdo, plain and simple.


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My "Rocky passed out covered with marker" page made an appearance on zFilter this morning! So far I've gotten 677 hits already just from them!


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Monday, February 10, 2003

DarwinAwards.com makes me laugh on such a regular basis. I guess I just can't stop laughing at other people's stupidity.


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Mr., I mean Dr. Evil soundboard.


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RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Best skullet ever?


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Thursday, February 06, 2003

Cool things to microwave.



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Moviegoods has a poster for Phantasm II that I would absolutely love to have.


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Wednesday, February 05, 2003

The Man Show juggy auditions! Watch juggy hopefuls jump on a pogo stick while wearing a bikini.


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What the f**k?



(p.s.= by the term "f**k" I am actually meaning "fuck")


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This is pretty neat since I'm colorblind and all.


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This is a video taken in 6000 feet of water. An undersea robot is sawing a 3mm wide slit (1/10th of an inch ... remember that width) in a pipeline. The pressure inside the pipeline is 0 psig, while the pressure outside is 2700 psi, or 1.3 tons per square inch. Then a crab comes along....

Click here for video MPG (1.8 MB)


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Unlikely Childrens Books



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Terry Tate
office linebacker


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Can you tell which photos are a hoax?


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Tuesday, February 04, 2003

This experiment is hilarious!
(Not sure if girls would think that though.)


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Who wants to download free, old, dirty, games?


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I need to study this site!
(But I probably won't.)


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There's a site now just for kissing cousins. WHY!!!!


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Actual celebrity of look-alike?


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Not quite what you're expecting!
(Trust me when I tell you this IS safe for work.)


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Monday, February 03, 2003

This is one of the worst shockwave videos EVER!


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You pass out, you pay the price!


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Check out this trailer for the new Ninja Gaiden game for the XBOX. It's looking pretty bad ass.


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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