All you hippy fucks need to research your protests a smidge more before you march. If someone has organized a march, and they are evil as sin, you're quite literally supporting their horrendous beliefs and the atrocities they've commited in the past. Handing out flowers at rallies and protesting the government for not allowing itself to be run over by terrorism is horse shit. Be realistic and realize that in life one must defend itself and/or sometimes prevent harm from being done to ones self. You can be hippies if you want, it's just that nobody likes ignorant hippy assholes.
Ok, so Detroit has got some bad press in the last week because of those Japanese guys that got robbed. That story has ran in the papers the world over and now D-town's not looking so hot. That situation isn't what's been worrying me though. My friend Ryan recently visited the Auto Show, and while there, had his attention stolen away by two fashion gluttons. The first man representing everything that is honorable with the mullet (which is nothing), the second man showing off his sexy pair of camo sweat pants and shirt. Very nice. One can only pray the world doesn't get ahold of these pics or else I'm afraid Detroit's bad reputation will only be insurmountable.
(AP) The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishers and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Manatee, Orange and Dade Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly. They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings. Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers. Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them that smell like pepper spray.
Ok, so it's made by Dodge, it resembles a motorcycle with 4 tires, it's got a 505 cubic inch/8300 cc aluminum Viper V-10 engine, and it's potentially capable of more than 400 mph. Sounds safe as all hell.
I've been fairly happy with the results on my smoking in public pole on the left of this website so far. It proves to me that smoking is acceptable and there aren't enough adamant non-smokers to even have to worry about them. So in other words, if you don't like me smoking, FUCK OFF!
As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings
pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while.
Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The
dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking
resemblance to Jay Leno.
I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.