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Monday, December 23, 2002

"Show me!
Show you!"


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Ok, well, since I'm leaving in about 5 minutes to go on X-mas break until next year, I just wanted to inform everyone this site won't be updated again until January 2. Hope all y'all have one helluva happy holiday and I hope you check back again next year, for new hilarity, and the secret to eternal youth!!!!
(here's a hint, it's made from a potion using common household cleaning supplies!)


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The Internet's First Online Pregnancy Test


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This video's funny at the very end when Valtrex gets mentioned.


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How come bars in the states aren't open for these hours?


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Here's another fun spaceship game.


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Friday, December 20, 2002

Definitely be Kool-Aid!


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Monday, December 16, 2002

SPORTSbyBROOKS has some good incentives to visit the site, most of them involving cleavage.


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WHY!!!!!!


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I don't know why I like this game so much, but I do. It's a dirtbike trials game, and it's been re-designed. It's pretty cool, and hard at first, but easy once you get the hang of it.


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Gender Bending


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Friday, December 13, 2002

How in the hell did this little bastard get in there?


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We are the new potatoes!


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The Ryan's Steakhouse Story
"....What happened next was so quick that the exact sequence of events is a bit fuzzy, but I will try to reconstruct them as best I can. In that moment of impending projectile vomiting, my attention was diverted from the goings-on at the other end. To put a freeze frame on the situation, I was half crouched down to the toilet, pants pulled down to my knees, with a load of vomit coming up my esophagus....."


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Wednesday, December 11, 2002

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME FAT BODY!!!!"


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I just remembered about this movie, about after about 10 years of forgetting it. Man, was I ever missing out on some classis music.


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Dude, pogoballing rawks!


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Isn't freedom of expression great?


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Ok, so yeah, I know this guy is creepy looking and he looks like he was taken advantage of as an altar boy as a child, but that's not my focus with this post. My focus with this post is what in god's name is the matter with this woman?

Holy crap! What's with this woman? Here, take a closer look.

What the fuck? I'm boggled.


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Monday, December 09, 2002



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Best Job Ever!!!!


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Friday, December 06, 2002

This is my friend Have's favorite song.


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Do the mario!


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Thursday, December 05, 2002

The Bond Movies : from Worst to Best


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Wednesday, December 04, 2002

Creepy, yet considerate and well thought out.


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Tuesday, December 03, 2002

If anyone is interested in web page design, a free editor that's no longer available is Microsoft Frontpage Express. Pssssst, I found where you can download a free copy.


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Between goats killing off rabid dogs attacking little girls, and liquid manure trucks running into school buses, I'd say it's been a pretty rough past couple of days for the worlds students.


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OK, so it would be pretty funny to have this set up at your house just cuz I know it would literally scare the shit outta all the old baggels and milkshakes, but is it just me, or does this chick look a little bit too proud of herself in this picture?


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Monday, December 02, 2002

Wow. I think they actually hired the real Yoda to do the voice for this clock. It sounds too good to not really be Yoda.


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Arse or Elbow?


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Kevin Smith has brain rot.


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Fetal Bowling Balls


My Launchcast Radio Station


Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.


I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.


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