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Friday, September 27, 2002

Will somebody buy me this! Please! It has a 20 gig hard drive so it holds lots of music, it has a color screen on the front with good resolution so you can download shows and movies off the net and watch them, and you can even hook it up to your television to watch movies, clips, or look at pictures, or you could hook it up to you stereo and play all the audio tracks you have saved! This thing is the multimedia device of the future and someone should definitely get it for me!

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Fell in love with some cats!

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Thursday, September 26, 2002

"Woke up this morning!
Got myself a gun!
Got myself a gun!
Got myself a gun!"

(I know I'm not original and that tons of people post this song, but that's OK, cuz this song rocks and deserves the attention and so does the show!)

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Optical illusions are cool.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2002

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Thursday, September 19, 2002

Cool White Stripes shit.

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If you honestly think the picture below has been nominated by National Geographic to be "picture of the year", or that it's even fucking real, just click on it.

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Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Pulp Simpsons?

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Tuesday, September 17, 2002

Who thinks I should register "Donkey-Punch.com"? Or I could get "Donkeypunch.net"
I think this address expires soon.

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Check it out, it's the Glossary of Perversion

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Listen to these if you can. They're called Deep Thoughts, and they're pretty damn funny.

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Friday, September 13, 2002

I feel obligated to buy this DVD trilogy. I think I may have seen the original BTTF more times than any other movie. Check out this trailer telling about the soon to be released set.

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Rejected Childrens Book Titles

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Ok, so not only does TSHIRTHELL.COM have one of the best banner ads ever, but I just discovered they've also got the most offensive shirts ever. Check out this one or click on it and check out more at the site.

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Tuesday, September 10, 2002

Vote for which stamp you'd like to see put into circulation next.

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Nessie's back!

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Monday, September 09, 2002

Girl Proud of How She Commemorates Sept. 11 Terrorist Attacks

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Friday, September 06, 2002

There's some pretty cool flash games on this site. They'll keep you entertained for a little bit at least. When you visit the link just click on games.

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You should watch this. It's called "A Stoner's Life". It's pretty hilarious.

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Who wants their uvula pierced?

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I wish I didn't suck with Paint Shop Pro. I need to take a class or something.

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Thursday, September 05, 2002

Anyone ever heard of this snake game before? Oh yeah, everyone has, plus their mother.

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Cheap, Cheap, Cheap Cigarettes!

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Check out how well this robot can walk, and be sure to watch the part where the person knocks the robot down and it stands up on it's own. Pretty cool.

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Wednesday, September 04, 2002

Modern Drunkard Magazine

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Ok, so maybe Canada doesn't suck all the time, but for the majority of the time it does!

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Tuesday, September 03, 2002

Ricky Carmichael pulls off the perfect season!!!

AMA 250 cc Final Point Standings:
1. Ricky Carmichael - 600
2. Tim Ferry - 440
3. Ezra Lusk - 396
4. Sebastien Tortelli - 359
5. Kyle Lewis - 325
6. Mike LaRocco - 310
7. John Dowd - 288
8. Sean Hamblin - 230
9. Robbie Reynard - 228
10. Nate Ramsey - 203

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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