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Friday, June 28, 2002

This site's got some pretty cool shirts.

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Just looking at these pictures of these Japanese pizzas has made me like normal pizza less.

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The research scientists focus on today is uplifting, and so are the results.

8 )

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Thursday, June 27, 2002

Kevin Smith movies rock!!!!

Which Recurring Kevin Smith Character Are You? Take the test here

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Wednesday, June 26, 2002

Hmmm, this picture that's being talked about sounds interesting.

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Monday, June 24, 2002

Need to know how to give the equivalent of the heimlich to cats?

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Thursday, June 20, 2002

Who wants to see some hugely inappropriate Starbucks ads?

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Wednesday, June 19, 2002

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

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Tuesday, June 18, 2002

I meant to say this several days ago, and I apologize for the delay, but this is directed towards every single one of you jackasses that are Avalanche fans,

"Ha! Who sucks now? You fucks!"

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Friday, June 14, 2002

Which Willy Wonka character are you?

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Looking for the perfect gift for that special person in your life? Just not sure what to get that'll show someone you really care?
I've got the answer to all your worries and it's two simple words: Turd Twister.
(Now with E-Z Grip Sphincter Lock!)

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Wednesday, June 12, 2002

Gnome Liberation Front Captured!

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Who wants to see some clips of public access at its worse?

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Most people didn't know this, but Q-tips aren't good only for removing wax from your ears, but also spiders.

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Tuesday, June 11, 2002

I will give the Hurricanes credit where credit is due. This credit doesn't have anything really to do with their ability or skills as a team (cuz I think they pale in comparison to the Red Wing's), but has to do with the heart of their fans.

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If you have to go to extremes that extend this far, is her operation really worth it?

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Friday, June 07, 2002

Wow! Monkeys operating computers with only their thoughts!
Sounds like some crazy Outer Limits or something.

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Ever been browsing the net when a box pops up asking if you want to install the "Comet Cursor"? Yeah, well what you didn't know is that when you install it your every step on the internet is traced, and information from you hard drive is sent to Comet Systems Inc. Yeah, this article explains why you shouldn't let it install.

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Did you hear what Mr. and Mrs. Arena named their son the other night?

Joe Louis.

Those jackasses.

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Ok, so I stumbled across this site through Boom Selection the other day. It's solely dedicated to re-mixes of Eminems Without Me single. People grab the acapella version of Without Me and throw it on top of good instrumentals (mostly anyway), and modify the vocals a little. Some of them sound pretty killer. My personal favs are the mixes with Prodigy Breathe, U2 with or without you and The Smiths ?.
Check the site out HERE.

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Thursday, June 06, 2002

Did you go to, or know someone who went to MSU? Then you should enjoy this sound clip.

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Who likes boobs? Who'd like to see Jennifer Anniston's boobs?
(not safe for work)

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Wednesday, June 05, 2002

These guys sure know how to talk to this dork who likes to call himself the dragonmaster.

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Make your own animal!

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I wish I would have had a speech like this one at my graduation.

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Monday, June 03, 2002

This must be the most significant paleological find of the new millenia.

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Fetal Bowling Balls

My Launchcast Radio Station

Deep Thought
of the Day

As a regular visitor to the strip club, I thought I knew my surroundings pretty well. But something had been bugging me for a long while. Something I couldn't quite put my finger on. Then it hit me. The dancing, topless girls, numbering twelve in total, all bore a striking resemblance to Jay Leno.

I think the best way to argue with someone is whenever they make a point say "That sounds like something Hitler might say." They'll get really quiet, and you can then make a counter-point.

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